Posts by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
(DIR) Post #AoWp6Ch5yFmV0s4nwm by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2024-11-29T06:42:07Z
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@neilMe: You want me to prove my age?Them: Yes.Me: So you're asking a/s/l?Them: Ok ok, you're in.
(DIR) Post #AocubYuP5nfRbgpiJE by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2024-12-02T06:20:40Z
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@foone when I was a kid, my dad bought our first mouse and it came with a hard but ever so slightly squishy mouse mat. I have always longed for one like that. Which has just got my brain thinking… I wonder if a cutting pad would work.
(DIR) Post #ArBpNXkAYRELx6E0HI by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-02-16T22:21:04Z
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@foone a tattoo printer?
(DIR) Post #AreR9mzRkqVRMUhWMa by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-03-01T18:39:37Z
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Happy #Caturday #FediCats
(DIR) Post #AsONFTVj9I2kMMdKBU by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-03-24T20:12:36Z
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@jamesb Does this help?#CatsOfMastodon #Fedicats
(DIR) Post #Aso5Kh2Sv3rE7fQywa by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-03-31T08:02:58Z
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He will remain silent but cute until I start my first Teams call. #Fedicats #CatsOfMastodon #Cat
(DIR) Post #AtpRX5Io4hZzYGVfzE by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-05-06T20:46:38Z
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@foone Push a push pop, push it for flavour. Don’t push me, push a push pop.
(DIR) Post #AuCAMPGW9kraLKdrDU by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-05-17T19:42:30Z
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I hope she got a discount on that dress, the front is missing #EuroVision
(DIR) Post #AuPjxpZLLTzU5UVVLc by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-05-24T05:14:37Z
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Starbuck is extremely angry that I have made my own breakfast before giving him his. #Caturday
(DIR) Post #Aud4lHxvoKHqZaC2GO by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-05-26T11:44:11Z
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A little worried I had gone through a speed camera a little too quickly, so I:Pulled the dashcam footage (it doesn't overlay speed).Measured the distance along the white markings using Google Maps.Cropped the video clip in iMovie to start/end as I crossed the start/end of the markings.Calculated that I was probably going 27mph (under the limit).My brain can rest easy for the remainder of the day.
(DIR) Post #AvdLlY45jOiWiZqWpM by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-06-29T14:36:32Z
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Having cycled the refurbished cycle lane in Bristol city centre quite a few times this weekend, I can categorically say that the council's plan to prevent people wandering into the lane has not worked.I am not in the slightest bit surprised by this. #Bristol
(DIR) Post #Aw5bi6h5Z7RyPuhXvc by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-07-13T11:24:38Z
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Hot cat is hot. #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats
(DIR) Post #AwW9gEWKDeXcbD0cPg by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-07-26T06:56:05Z
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People used to use a VPN to pretend to be in the UK when they are slapping on lotion in Spain.Now people use a VPN to pretend to be in Spain when they are slapping on lotion in their bedroom.
(DIR) Post #AwjVOkRpgw7eSHGzQm by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-08-01T16:51:12Z
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Step 1: dip cone of shame in juicy cat foodStep 2: rub cone of shame on human’s legs#FediCats #CatsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AwlfHWmbUFZZu96VrE by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-08-02T18:35:19Z
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I’ve started calling him “Lampshade”.#Caturday #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AxFepLvo4Hi0snltke by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-08-17T05:54:23Z
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@foone Only useful if I can have the audio auto-play so that I can use it on my late 90s era website.
(DIR) Post #AxRLVda7AXTgbG1uz2 by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-08-22T20:36:44Z
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I guess I'm not having any more water this evening. #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats
(DIR) Post #AxaHesqN8uk59BQXdA by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-08-27T04:43:29Z
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@johntimaeus @foone @mcc how do you convert an automatic sheep immuniser gun into a keyboard?
(DIR) Post #Az6hFl3ykFOh5bBXYe by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-10-11T17:15:21Z
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The correct number of items before paging is needed is between 1000 and 10000. If I have to download all your javascript you can at least send more than 20 rows of data.
(DIR) Post #B1m4EUGGWNmZ4SCmAq by dan@mastodon.durrans.com
2025-12-30T06:49:07Z
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I didn't realise gov.uk already had a web page that told you what day of the week it is… nice!#Tuesday #govuk #ukgov