Posts by dan@discuss.systems
 (DIR) Post #B3Tj9PWpIz42lir0Pw by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-02-18T21:34:16Z
       
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       Can’t wait to find out how this upgrade enhances my dishwasher’s performance. At least it’s not adding new AI features, I guess…
       
 (DIR) Post #B3hcFuslfLO2HZi8NU by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-02-25T06:17:46Z
       
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       Two of the most important lessons I learned in grad school:1) you can register anything you want as a fictitious business name and get an official looking logo and letterhead and credit card2) if a conference rejects your paper, your business can book the next conference room over at the same hotel and hold your own workshop and present your paper anyway
       
 (DIR) Post #B3vW8e5XpMz4erHAAa by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-04T21:47:54Z
       
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       @futurebird please be sure to read the news off a curling sheet of fax paper
       
 (DIR) Post #B47LoHr6717QGcguGm by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-09T18:55:01Z
       
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       “This meeting could have been a nap.”#cats #catsofmastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #B4Ks7P9wu2l00i9DJw by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-16T23:18:18Z
       
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       continuing to enjoy how my German-manufactured doorbell interacts with me in exactly the way one would expect a German doorbell to
       
 (DIR) Post #B4OojZNsnbMVGMah1M by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-19T00:52:08Z
       
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       I suspect I am going to get a lot of use out of this new sticker design.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4ZnCTO471nztLtE9Y by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-24T04:10:39Z
       
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       Why bother with a cat bed when you can just use... another cat?#cats #catsofmastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #B4ZnCZVjLRVAsrWQvw by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-24T07:45:12Z
       
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       Update: Max makes a good pillow for everyone. #cats #catsofmastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #B4iS7y9ByDHpEJaEPg by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-03-28T03:36:05Z
       
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       Multi-tier deployment, optimized for maximum purrformance.#cats #catsofmastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #B546eS6iBwM5tycr0y by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-04-07T22:58:36Z
       
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       @rk here you go
       
 (DIR) Post #B5XETWnMr5PATPiXC4 by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-04-21T22:47:03Z
       
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       @Siph for best results, on HPE servers, you can:
       
 (DIR) Post #B5opSwO5DajnY1nCiW by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-04-30T07:52:25Z
       
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       @catsalad @LoganFive cats understand their priorities!
       
 (DIR) Post #B5u1X8DJMQh6coJoIK by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-04-28T02:46:25Z
       
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       My cat's antidepressant prescription comes with a free toy every month. Human pharmacies, take note.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5u1XEEwxFZPJd8CgK by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-04-28T02:50:46Z
       
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       also, yes, that is tuna flavored Prozac.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ud8l3Pc3OO6YUdSi by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-05-02T20:58:50Z
       
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       Error: Firefox.app is idling in a sleep state.
       
 (DIR) Post #B60P4Xo8ggWxSCCnho by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-05-06T02:06:03Z
       
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       @foone wow, 1280x960! I only had the 640x480 version and nowadays if I ever show people photos from it they accuse me of photoshopping them because they can see the pixels.
       
 (DIR) Post #B68kthuIYBbnqa0GkS by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-05-10T02:47:46Z
       
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       help I ordered a new cpu but it came some-assembly-required
       
 (DIR) Post #B68lhntIZoL8svQKPY by dan@discuss.systems
       2026-05-10T02:57:48Z
       
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       @futurebird this would be perfect if not having *enough* impractical hobbies were my problem
       
 (DIR) Post #B6A1cQWnnwPTP3JqjI by dan@discuss.systems
       2023-11-24T02:00:35Z
       
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       update from my brother: "sometimes she just gets really anxious at night and decides she needs some altitude, but she's not always successful"
       
 (DIR) Post #B6A1cS83qto8Mtl7RY by dan@discuss.systems
       2023-11-24T02:04:53Z
       
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       other updates from my brother: his girlfriend was able to adopt this cat because she broke her previous owner's foot