Posts by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
(DIR) Post #AcGOxBRTfeEJIYklw8 by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2023-11-28T09:41:36Z
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does the existence of blanket forts imply the existence of pillow catapults and cushion trebuchet
(DIR) Post #AcPWSjxVpvHXQeN5Au by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2023-12-02T18:41:41Z
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the classic three act structure:act 1: getting ready for schoolact 2: killing godact 3: going on a date with a cute girl
(DIR) Post #AcnVAvmYb0mbKCTDc0 by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2023-12-14T08:12:13Z
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it's gonna be over for us on the day wizards of the coast turns round and says 'we're done gathering the magic now'
(DIR) Post #Addq57xTX7BZpNJoMi by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-01-08T16:29:18Z
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facebook memes for despondent teens
(DIR) Post #Addst40AiX0TwbWElM by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-01-08T17:02:55Z
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making a nsfw account where i cw everything that's not horny as chaste
(DIR) Post #AhPhfeHGrnf4iK3lwG by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-04-30T11:27:39Z
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broke: [x] is my deadname, please call me [y]woke: [x] has been deprecated and is no longer supported, please migrate to [y]
(DIR) Post #Ahsr96zGt7q8WNyKCu by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-05-14T13:47:43Z
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machine learning? oh, sorry, you must've misunderstood, I'm using Marxism-Leninism
(DIR) Post #AjJlwG0WzLU4c0tvIu by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-06-26T11:12:26Z
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sorry i can't come to work today im a ferret
(DIR) Post #AjmaMsy9Bkbf72YSVU by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-07-10T08:55:32Z
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im tired of fedi drama someone should do a fedi comedy or fedi tragedy next
(DIR) Post #AjrKMNXBR4eY8uTjsW by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-07-12T15:15:19Z
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"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" sounds good but it turns out that eating MacBooks is an expensive habit and it doesn't even work
(DIR) Post #AjxXBL0VxEHQ6OGpWq by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-07-15T15:41:13Z
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audience engagement: i am in the parking lot of Denny's for the next hour. bring your preferred weapon.
(DIR) Post #Ak9JetmoesrGu6aGGW by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-07-21T07:52:03Z
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i think more games should open with you getting kidnapped by birds
(DIR) Post #AnMFozWZOljAcapr16 by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-10-25T07:35:04Z
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websites being up or down implies websites can also be top, bottom, strange and charm
(DIR) Post #Aofaqp9VZA4oiimIEK by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2024-12-03T13:19:19Z
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*nods wisely* roads are just very slow particle accelerators for very big particles
(DIR) Post #AqyJd6q8cuwFYausPQ by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2025-02-10T09:52:55Z
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office 365, named after the number of days a year that it'll cause problems for ya
(DIR) Post #B1JA9wofcnjVrCvK8e by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2025-12-16T13:42:18Z
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trams should have big plows on the front so that if cars get in their way, they can simply go through them
(DIR) Post #B1LMEOtKlsYvr5ulKy by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2025-12-17T15:06:19Z
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i am installing malicious ravens in your phone you cannot stop me
(DIR) Post #B1m0x2SsJcqo4l5jZA by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2025-12-30T11:56:05Z
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pet six billion kitties
(DIR) Post #B2o2xSpJ3TZVxzlHEW by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2026-01-30T08:57:01Z
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dysfunctional programming
(DIR) Post #B3H9yILHr2Ch0Gtwno by cybersqyd@chitter.xyz
2026-02-13T10:30:00Z
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i have refactored your code. pray i do not refactor it further.