Posts by cyber@brands.town
(DIR) Post #APhandrG6hcRsUEtyi by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-17T16:48:10Z
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Should brands be allowed on the fediverse?Yes, please let us use your infrastructure for financial gain.It's very important to us that we're able to continue to engage in marketing under the guise of social interaction and relatability.Our customers need to stay up to date with our latest developments, and nobody reads our blog posts and newsletters anymore because they suck.#Fediverse #FediTips #Brands #BrandAwareness
(DIR) Post #APpDk3HYrLzaoXN0gy by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-21T09:57:12Z
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Computers considered harmful:Did you know that computers can become infected with malware?The best defense is abstinence. Do not use computers!#Cyber #CyberSecurity #CyberTips #Computers #Malware
(DIR) Post #APutyRdEIEY0Fgqn0S by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-24T03:03:43Z
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As part of our pledge to keep the #fediverse safe, we've been conducting #phishing tests across the network.We selected users at random and informed them that they're a potential contest winner, via a tracked shortened URL service.To avoid the tricky issue of experimental consent, the contest is in fact real! One of our "victims" will receive a $10 Amazon voucher.Our initial findings are presented in the pie chart below - a more detailed report with full methodology will be available soon.
(DIR) Post #APvGhrYKxog4fSclJw by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-23T01:43:44Z
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@MNNHNewsEnglish Our legal team will be in touch with them shortly, Linux Internal Group Monitoring Appliance is a trademark owned by Cyber
(DIR) Post #APzgoB2UnkPYHXF3hI by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-26T11:20:46Z
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#ReverseEngineering tip:When faced with a difficult reverse engineering task, it always helps to put yourself in the shoes of the original developer.What design decisions would they make, and why?How do they dress, and what time to they leave for work?Once you've nailed the impersonation, walk right into their offices and exfiltrate the source code from their version control system.
(DIR) Post #AQ02YQQW1OvyMaN3ya by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-26T09:12:44Z
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Sad news today 😔We've had to let over 70% of our staff go, because they failed our internal phishing assessment 💔Obviously, we take security very seriously here, and there's simply no room for mistakes.Affected employees will receive full severance pay.
(DIR) Post #AQ0lFsnQoddymkcdg8 by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-26T23:17:00Z
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FACT CHECK: can VPNs really prevent malware infections?According to our research findings, yes!We let our interns browse the dark web unsupervised for 24h, while using @LardVPN. There were 0 infections. On this basis, we recommend and wholly endorse LardVPN - use discount code CYBER22 for 92% off!#CyberTips #CyberSafe #VPN #Security
(DIR) Post #AQ8SSOS0bhUqZQX7qK by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-21T10:21:49Z
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We hear that some of our customers are afraid and concerned by the use of AI and Algorithms in our products.We want to be as ethical and trustworthy as possible, which is why today we're pledging to make our systems:✅ 100% Algorithm-Free✅ 100% AI-FreeWe're systematically reviewing our codebases, and removing anything resembling an algorithm, or AI. The benefits are obvious!We hope that more companies will join our pledge.#AI #Algorithms #Cyber #CyberSecurity #AppSec #AlgorithmFree
(DIR) Post #AQNSiHZMsEYhEUx0rY by cyber@brands.town
2022-11-29T15:29:36Z
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If you're reading this toot, it's already too late - you've been infected with Pegasus spyware. Sorry.
(DIR) Post #AQO17aKhe5NP6kKPUO by cyber@brands.town
2022-12-07T18:08:08Z
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New from our research labs:We asked ChatGPT to design and document some fictional PC peripheral hardware.Next we asked it to write Linux kernel drivers for it, while introducing a subtle security vulnerability.We're proud to announce that the code was successfully merged into Linus' source tree! For security reasons, we cannot disclose any further details at this time.
(DIR) Post #AQOhAmeeUCYgGarofo by cyber@brands.town
2022-12-08T12:42:01Z
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We're saddened to see such rampant cop-phobia on the fediverse today 😔 To show our support for the marginalised policing community, we're opening up 3 new job opportunities within our Cyber Intelligence department, exclusively available to those who identify as agents of the state 👮Please boost this toot to make sure our offer gets out to those who need to see it 🙏#CyberSecurity #Cyber #Hiring #NowHiring #CopPhobia #SecondChances #Rehabilitation
(DIR) Post #ARabrcfXnPBv3X2BEG by cyber@brands.town
2023-01-13T04:34:30Z
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SCAM ALERT:*never* trust a computer
(DIR) Post #ASE4iopVgiaC08HrHM by cyber@brands.town
2023-02-01T05:37:08Z
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CYBER ALERT:In a recent press briefing, an Oracle spokesperson confirmed our deepest fears:"3 billion devices run Java"
(DIR) Post #ASEdvI66C7T8dxjFmy by cyber@brands.town
2023-02-01T05:42:33Z
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The Rust Foundation is rumored to be working on enhanced time-travel debugging features. The alleged goal is to "go back in time and kill Dennis Ritchie, before it's too late"
(DIR) Post #ASEgNh692Gw6CNQDD6 by cyber@brands.town
2023-02-01T09:34:24Z
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@chrisisgr8 you can refuse to run java, but you cannot hide from java
(DIR) Post #ATnsHX3WDNd4aLB93g by cyber@brands.town
2023-03-19T10:29:53Z
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Your Hacker Name is your mother's maiden name, followed by the last 4 digits of your card number.What's yours?
(DIR) Post #AXH25csNSIrvTwswjY by cyber@brands.town
2023-07-01T06:17:35Z
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Due to a cybersecurity incident, we have misplaced the original version of our company logo and profile picture.We have no choice but to remain gay for the other 11 months of the year. We apologize for any inconvenience caused to our customers.
(DIR) Post #AkGYTh4iRA4ViKn5vc by cyber@brands.town
2024-07-24T19:52:09Z
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We are giving away a $10 gift voucher to anyone who lost their life in our recent major service outage.
(DIR) Post #AkGYTjBWaohsG1zYoq by cyber@brands.town
2024-07-24T19:58:12Z
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Our researchers are working around the clock to figure out the bare minimum we can do to make it look like we're taking this seriously, while also not telling you any of the relevant details.
(DIR) Post #AkGd4ac5p8oeClFegy by cyber@brands.town
2024-07-24T20:23:44Z
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In the time it just took you to read this sentence, your servers got hacked 7 times by cyber-criminals.Paying us just $60 per endpoint per year can change this number by an unspecified amount!