Posts by cronjager@bofa.lol
(DIR) Post #3255 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-13T15:12:31Z
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@Pepsi please consider a CV next time; my doctor has advised me to avoid takes this spicy--my colon can't handle them 🌶️
(DIR) Post #3719 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-13T15:55:20Z
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@nuttgodd 🙏 amen 🙏
(DIR) Post #3975 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-13T16:30:28Z
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@nuttgodd plz dont dox me 😬
(DIR) Post #16878 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-14T12:30:39Z
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@realtoddhoward we've also got the most normcore candybar. It's named 'Mr. Tom'
(DIR) Post #16971 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-14T12:38:19Z
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@realtoddhoward @pisscotheque actually, Mr. Tom seems to be pretty hornt.
(DIR) Post #59561 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-17T12:36:01Z
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Me looking at the media tab of @Pepsi 🤩 Pepsi used to be (and still is) a hottie !? 🤩
(DIR) Post #59565 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-17T12:38:19Z
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@Pepsi No one more deserving ever got to 1K. There, I said it! #GetPepsiTo1K
(DIR) Post #255674 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T15:06:23Z
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@dweeb This anti @Pepsi posting has to stop. :pepsi_80: promoted
(DIR) Post #255853 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T15:18:28Z
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@nuttgodd inshallah 🙏
(DIR) Post #255905 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T15:21:50Z
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@nuttgodd In other words: @Pepsi should get rid of his fake friends.
(DIR) Post #256196 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T15:38:16Z
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Mastodon pro-tip: every account whose handle doesn't start with the prefix 'real' (e.g. @realtoddhoward) is run by a ghost :ghost::promoted: promoted
(DIR) Post #256837 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T16:07:43Z
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@nuttgodd what up ghost buddy :itisamystery: :ghost:
(DIR) Post #261288 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T21:02:50Z
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@eli @Spacedrake @thatcosmonaut never forget
(DIR) Post #270744 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-17T13:31:00Z
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*Time for some political theory:*As pointed out by my esteemed colleague @dayglochainsaw : horseshoe theory relies on the mistaken assumption that all wrong opinions approach a singular ideal worst position. This is of course laughably misguided, and in fact the "topology of takes" is highly non-Euclidean: there exist an infinite multitude of incomeasurably awful political positions (cf. fig. 1: a more accurate political compas).Thank you for your time,Cronjager, PhD (Shitposting, Oxon)
(DIR) Post #273987 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-28T17:57:10Z
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@scribblefrog @nuttgodd and that's why we call him the nuttgod :rimshot:
(DIR) Post #276466 by cronjager@bofa.lol
2018-09-28T21:11:21Z
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@nuttgodd it's because of his ability to do what others can't, that we sometimes reverently refer to him as 'uncutgodd'