Posts by creachadair@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AUVfVtKaiK3ki2jd0i by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-04-10T13:06:43Z
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@crawshaw I guess 640M wasn't enough for anybody.
(DIR) Post #AX3b3ZbExSDOrcVrBw by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-06-05T14:09:30Z
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@nixCraft "call it whatever you like, as long as we only have to pay one person"
(DIR) Post #AXbaJcO80DPHE0rQ5A by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-07-12T03:13:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is dangerously close to a medium-quality fact. 😂
(DIR) Post #AXn8SBO9I2o9H1gWuG by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-07-17T16:57:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts From which it follows that any number is 5 1/2.
(DIR) Post #AXtmrTILwhsZGNyr7g by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T21:58:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, what? Shit. Then who is that watching the baby?!
(DIR) Post #AXu1NYt45YbFERLeWO by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-07-21T00:41:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I promise to love, respect, and defend the company with all the loyalty and diligence it shows me and that my compensation merits.""I'm sorry, we can't afford any more arson, theft, or abuse incidents this year."
(DIR) Post #AZAozuuhiXa6ymGY88 by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T01:04:35Z
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@crawshaw This is the main reason I publish very little of what I write.
(DIR) Post #AbOESsknqFzCw7PiYi by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-09-25T02:56:27Z
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After a full year of no pedestrians or cyclists harmed by motorists, a reporter came to interview the city manager."Tell us," the reporter said. "How were you able to achieve what has eluded so many others?""It's a matter of incentives," she said."Hm?""We tried legal penalties, but police and courts never enforce them. So instead we made a public policy to eliminate one parking space for each pedestrian or cyclist injured, or a whole street for a fatality. Drivers police each other now."