Posts by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
 (DIR) Post #Aamy3awXNJbWTMMq6i by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-15T07:17:10Z
       
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       Destroying history should get the death penalty.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aamyx1h7cETjMqaYkq by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-15T06:58:23Z
       
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       On the bright side, I'm probably too fat to be turned into a frog.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaoSw8dnUlamP9UD5M by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-16T01:49:05Z
       
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       Armadillo? You mean battle possum?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaqceGzwXML6Z9hZVQ by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-17T02:51:58Z
       
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       I'm gonna kill a kitten every hour untill they arrest Trump.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aawd5UvS1pgkWqLGAy by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-19T02:47:36Z
       
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       If felons aren't able to vote, they should be tax-exempt. No taxation without representation.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aawmx0v0i3AggjjGGu by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-20T02:07:12Z
       
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       If birds aren't real, there were never any dinosaurs.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab66lGqOHabPATe1GC by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-10-24T01:46:31Z
       
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       The rapture already happened but nobody noticed because it was only 3 Buddhist monks.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbiMQT25BfWRNY3QVk by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-11-12T00:30:43Z
       
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       Tattoo barcodes on Republicans.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbohkNEkxrpSolWxeq by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-11-13T02:15:56Z
       
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       Nobody ever did tell me what happens when a bird fucks a bee.
       
 (DIR) Post #Abot1FijGNjRvMnj5U by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-11-15T04:41:54Z
       
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       Don't say no to drugs. Don't say anything to drugs. If you're talking to drugs, you're probably on too many drugs.
       
 (DIR) Post #Abx5GGPhinlT8GVR7Q by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-11-19T03:19:22Z
       
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       Fox is the terrorist propaganda machine and therefore should face charges.
       
 (DIR) Post #Abx6rS7xEVmy89V6Ho by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-11-19T03:29:44Z
       
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       I'm too fat for sex.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcPwgSZrr1zeNrVwfo by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-03T01:39:42Z
       
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       The biggest problem right now is that as Democrats prepare for an election, the Republicans prepare for a hostile takeover.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcPwgVCE7NriVPTbk0 by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-03T01:46:55Z
       
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       Biden needs to implement martial law.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcS3s4mTFAnq39obU8 by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-04T01:52:24Z
       
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       Being a cop is a poor lifestyle choice.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSl8HhPHGWGmHQCu0 by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-03T06:08:38Z
       
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       Me: I met a quantum person today.Them: Do you mean non-binary?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSl8Ig1dt0boHmcO8 by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-04T09:59:57Z
       
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       Me: Isn't that the Q in LGBTQ?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSlNRBKItOEWzdrP6 by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-04T09:48:51Z
       
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       Would killing bigfoot count as a homicide?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcYVBBSwTbGPzomBlo by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-07T04:52:07Z
       
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       @fcktheworld587 Boring.
       
 (DIR) Post #AccQR3yFHYWuqRFdqK by cosmicallyf@universeodon.com
       2023-12-09T02:07:46Z
       
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       I'm willing to lead the army against MAGA in 2025.