Posts by cobie@connectified.com
(DIR) Post #ASl8hRFtn8rhlreVns by cobie@connectified.com
2023-02-17T04:30:27Z
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@sullybiker "et me, buddy."https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Iy7lcKtWbk&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
(DIR) Post #AT0g13gnKb38KdawJk by cobie@connectified.com
2023-02-24T16:24:27Z
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@GayDeceiver i hope you get it, too.
(DIR) Post #AT72VYyKwyT7yvVhzs by cobie@connectified.com
2023-02-27T18:04:45Z
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@cattailnu It was his job and his job alone to rid the world of this multi-legged monstrosity. And it was a burden thrust upon him since it was he who had chosen to seek slumber on that incredibly shady looking couch, he who had unwittingly spread the creature's many microscopic eggs via his "southeast Asian sexy times safari" (that he's still paying for). And there it stood at last.The Mother of All Crabs.Absentmindedly, he gave his pubis a quick scratch and then snorted at the irony.
(DIR) Post #AT9RcQ2zPxJJUyyMDY by cobie@connectified.com
2023-02-28T21:55:32Z
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@cattailnu "Stop staring at it.""What? No. I'm not sta-""Oh my God, it's huge, isn't it?""Y-You're fine.""I can't believe this. On your day of all days.""Oh, stop. It's nothing! C'mon.""The family is here and photographers and..""It's nothing, alright? No one's going to notice.""Everyone's gonna say I ruined the...""I didn't even notice it.""You're not even looking me in the eye! YOU'RE STARING AT IT AGAIN!""Do you... maybe wanna borrow my veil? I could get another one."
(DIR) Post #ATBLudbXXXCzLjMCfY by cobie@connectified.com
2023-03-01T20:01:00Z
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@cattailnu "So...?""That... is a bold choice.""Right? They're gonna love it.""For, like, a van or something.""...What? What do you mean?""It looks like something you'd paint on the side of a van.""Oh, come on, man. You know it's cool.""A van from the 70s!""Why are ya hatin' on this?""Because that is supposed to be a funeral program.""It's ...still a funeral program.""That is an acid tripping album cover. From the 70s.""I mean... It can be both.""No! No, it can't."
(DIR) Post #ATBV5wDBb9aTpcQef2 by cobie@connectified.com
2023-03-01T21:43:54Z
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@cattailnu keep those picture-based writing prompts coming! i like what they do to my brain. 😄
(DIR) Post #ATNTycmoKh57j7oiO0 by cobie@connectified.com
2023-03-07T16:27:55Z
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@MostlyHarmless "why is it in a paper bag?" "who's going to clean up this mess you've brought in?""why are you breathing so hard?""where is security?!"
(DIR) Post #AVv7PoOfLDl6tyGUHA by cobie@connectified.com
2023-05-22T17:38:44Z
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@stux i don't know how you managed to capture actual footage of the pollen laying siege to my sinuses and i do not appreciate it.
(DIR) Post #AVv7YI0P8mtN32xXUG by cobie@connectified.com
2023-05-22T17:40:55Z
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@stux i don't generally have seasonal allergies but when there're level 10+ (out of 12) days of pollen, i get slammed hard. and because i don't often have allergies, i have zero familiarity for what it's like. how much longer does this happen?
(DIR) Post #AVv7lldGIh7IhMYrTs by cobie@connectified.com
2023-05-22T17:43:21Z
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@stux oh god, the whole season? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
(DIR) Post #AW5Nc9jrMO8HPlgZ72 by cobie@connectified.com
2023-05-27T16:27:47Z
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@stux ooh! ooh! even better: have the clown already dancing but when you get to the doorway he stops. the static increases for a second before the light suddenly goes out with a click. after 2sec, he rushes you, emerging from the darkness.
(DIR) Post #AW7TSs3Uj0T80PkGH2 by cobie@connectified.com
2023-05-28T16:43:05Z
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@Shameless hidden or did you just misplace them again? this is just like last week's car keys incident all over again.
(DIR) Post #AWFzI7fCdEonuftOMq by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-01T19:07:44Z
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happy #pride, y'all.https://youtube.com/shorts/90a7J8fkqQU?feature=share#MarkKanemura #lgbtq #gay #PrideMonth #drag
(DIR) Post #AWG0XXEDxrJXV0Bciu by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-01T19:28:01Z
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another server to ban, block and defederate from. just got hit with 3 homophobic racist tweets all from this server and from their staff, no less.
(DIR) Post #AWIWTzkFaI4DdHRTKS by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-02T00:39:11Z
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updated as my continued harassment continues. let's excise these cancers on the fedi:wolfgirl.barfreespeechextremist.compoa.stmugicha.clubannihilation.socialposter.placenicecrew.digitalbae.stdetroitriotcity.comcrucible.worldsneed.socialshitpost.cloudbreastmilk.club#FediBlock
(DIR) Post #AWQ7dUJwKZflThFFKK by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-03T00:15:34Z
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what pride means to meby cobie, age 46this started off as a mere toot but the more i wrote, the longer it surpassed mastodon's character maximum. and, well, i had to resort to other means of posting this and i don't have the patience to do a thread. guess i had a lot to get off my chest. take from this what you will.#pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #EatTheHaters #RiseUp
(DIR) Post #AWQX8cysgC8GAWL97I by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-06T21:22:00Z
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@Sui okay, you are literally the only one of these harassment posts i'm going to reply to because i think you need to know how dumb your reply is. you are using custom emoji for an instance that doesn't support them so your ridiculous bullshit post looks like this, genius. fucking pathetic, laughably pathetic:
(DIR) Post #AWQXFy7SUCLXksqv9k by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-06T21:24:37Z
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@Sui oh my god, i love that you actually PRACTICED the post ahead of time in your own timeline. AND IT'S PUBLIC@ BWAHAHAHAHA! oh thanks for the laugh. you are hilarious.
(DIR) Post #AWQoxtKXLqPArfV2fI by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-06T21:14:05Z
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so, the homophobic racist incels continue to hit my account. it's gone down, sure, but i'm still a target. and while them calling me a "niggerfaggot" has never upset me (it's the emotional intelligence equivalent of a 3yr old calling me a doodoo head and then being legit hurt by it), they're certainly a nuisance in the same way as a 3yr old can be. so, congrats i guess? don't think they realize that when they harass me, they also out themselves and their domains.the irony is not lost on me.
(DIR) Post #AWQp0Q3ycdRexlxX9M by cobie@connectified.com
2023-06-06T21:18:50Z
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@ConorMahood oh, it's gone down a bunnnnch since i went on a personal crusade to out their hateful instances to all the admins i am in touch with, bringing about some serious defederation the likes of which haven't been seen since the breaking up of pangea. but there are still some microbes out there that managed to escape the original reach of the antibiotic shot.#MixedMetaphorsBestMetaphors