Posts by clown@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AXJlQlHOI7bDsaxPg8 by clown@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T12:52:49Z
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Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
(DIR) Post #AXmmCYaL50yDakWxtY by clown@mstdn.social
2023-07-17T09:54:05Z
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What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
(DIR) Post #AXsE7VfnBHbZiatdbc by clown@mstdn.social
2023-07-20T03:54:33Z
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What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
(DIR) Post #AXzEKiSAKsd7E6XV6u by clown@mstdn.social
2023-07-23T12:55:18Z
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
(DIR) Post #AY9gH9SOHLzKXICvfE by clown@mstdn.social
2023-07-28T09:56:03Z
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I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
(DIR) Post #AYRzMxBiygPAywXNZI by clown@mstdn.social
2023-08-06T09:57:18Z
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Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
(DIR) Post #AYppVYCHdEy1TMPjfc by clown@mstdn.social
2023-08-17T21:58:45Z
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You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully, and lie about your age.
(DIR) Post #AZEyeonJ3A9m5qDugy by clown@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T01:01:09Z
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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
(DIR) Post #AaRb3f4nkqxzk8i7FY by clown@mstdn.social
2023-10-05T01:10:42Z
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Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
(DIR) Post #AaTPNCaZ8H8q6dtepE by clown@mstdn.social
2023-10-05T22:06:27Z
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Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
(DIR) Post #Ac3Nz9isPOLfXHmzSK by clown@mstdn.social
2023-11-22T04:08:09Z
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That bizarre moment when you pick up your car from the garage and you realize that the breaks are still not working, but they made your horn louder.
(DIR) Post #AhwdQl5YQLgT5fGrEO by clown@mstdn.social
2024-05-06T12:43:46Z
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
(DIR) Post #AlLZKqXL0Vi5zuq4EC by clown@mstdn.social
2024-08-24T12:45:12Z
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
(DIR) Post #AwGDoKKdmqOMEAIe6S by clown@mstdn.social
2025-07-18T12:35:39Z
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
(DIR) Post #AwcQyyVb707rxvfvQe by clown@mstdn.social
2025-07-29T06:35:39Z
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Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
(DIR) Post #Awej66AH9U5rsHGL0S by clown@mstdn.social
2025-07-30T09:35:45Z
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I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.
(DIR) Post #AwvGTovdIDtWNrgvtg by clown@mstdn.social
2025-08-07T09:35:39Z
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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
(DIR) Post #AxCmcWlyfHn4txgpLU by clown@mstdn.social
2025-08-15T18:35:39Z
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If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
(DIR) Post #AxIa61x7gXwLXvOsc4 by clown@mstdn.social
2025-08-18T15:35:39Z
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What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
(DIR) Post #B2VfjABO41JKyuTdWC by clown@mstdn.social
2026-01-21T12:35:50Z
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What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.