Posts by chronomyst@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #AdYK7wsPVBnZNP9oAa by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-06T00:39:32Z
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ars longa vita brevis
(DIR) Post #AdZYIWCScOsYLHQhc0 by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-06T14:52:12Z
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Thank you to my kind fedi mutuals this morning for talking me down from a cliff of despair.🖤🖤🖤
(DIR) Post #AdaSEROQ8zDfhxeklM by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-07T01:19:49Z
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Have you ever run through a plate glass door in a Turkish restaurant?Many people might find the idea that I have a wife or child, or even a mother, or that I live aspects of a normal life (quails) quite shocking.
(DIR) Post #AdaSKOZ9ZE3eg6W2Do by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-06T18:16:36Z
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Did you know that Hunter S. Thompson was in the Hell's Angels for a few years?
(DIR) Post #AdaSKPmJ3oAoRBg3MW by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-06T18:17:04Z
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And then he ran for mayor of Aspen under the Freak Power Candidate banner. Declaring that he was living proof that the American Dream Really Is Fucked.
(DIR) Post #AdaTGSHvszL91C97BY by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-07T01:18:48Z
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I suppose as an anarcho-communist this is the safest place for someone such as myself...(?)
(DIR) Post #AdamBq4XvbPQSrOfYG by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-01-07T04:59:23Z
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fully automated luxury gay space tourism
(DIR) Post #AhR2mB2HCKD0aXqZbE by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-05-01T03:40:30Z
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Some folk have extinct spirit animals.Mastodon for instance.
(DIR) Post #AhR2mBsk3GAzDGOTNQ by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-05-01T03:47:02Z
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Megalodon.
(DIR) Post #AhdBN6ENO1b2mecqiu by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-05-07T00:21:12Z
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Shit.
(DIR) Post #AhdCaFk1RECrzyGPNg by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2023-11-11T05:45:36Z
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She legend on his bagger till he vanced.
(DIR) Post #AhxvPtGWWtNKUh66JE by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-05-17T00:28:38Z
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I miss those anonymous meetings in the church basement.
(DIR) Post #Ai1oyXnuOPQh1M86fw by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-05-18T21:35:18Z
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no regrets about that spiderman full face tattoo
(DIR) Post #Ai8BfzF5cJ5qVmitiy by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-05-21T23:22:33Z
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i realized this cover letter i sent to a university today skipped the honorificso it just read "Dear Horn"this person is a dean...
(DIR) Post #AifWB7toZzofGEptVQ by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-06-07T01:18:42Z
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@fcktheworld587 church bingo still best place for an erection
(DIR) Post #Aiiqc1Cq9aGisXiPNQ by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-06-08T15:51:04Z
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"Ain't it funny how the factories doors close?'Round the time that the school doors close?'Round the time that the doors of the jail cellsOpen up to greet you like the reaper?"
(DIR) Post #Aiw1KZY1uTHUID8Yk4 by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-06-15T00:22:41Z
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I'm the last person you should listen to.The other voices in my head, however?Evergreen wisdom.
(DIR) Post #Aiw1gKoJNqrCxM86uO by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-06-15T00:26:26Z
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I'm actually a critical but overlooked pollinator.
(DIR) Post #Aiw2k9kAZVP1kIZvXM by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-06-15T00:37:01Z
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one dealer i knew in jersey used to charge $200 for an ounce of california dieselthat's like...1980s prices
(DIR) Post #AixzDq3CLMQJr7ITMu by chronomyst@jorts.horse
2024-06-15T23:06:57Z
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@ordrad @fcktheworld587 Texas Tea