Posts by chrispackham@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #ARXECXqR50HCtje7FI by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2023-01-11T13:21:49Z
       
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       I have rarely seen a car this fucked up. I have no idea what happened. There’s no front-end or rear collision damage and no fire damage. The upholstery was shredded in the front and back seats. I think somebody who was really mad worked it over with their hands and maybe an earth-moving vehicle
       
 (DIR) Post #AiaW4gPatPvcTxpQPI by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-06-04T14:48:43Z
       
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       There should be more kinda’ dumb heroes like Han Solo
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajhe2Zj4S7zBfKH3L6 by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-07-03T19:09:42Z
       
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       Sunday, like a damn psychic, I made a Mastodon filter called “stress relief” that included a bunch of terms including “SCOTUS,” “Trump,” “debate” and “election,” and I had no idea at the time how much better it would make my week
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajhe2b2bYzCnkCQAQS by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-07-07T23:42:23Z
       
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       I see I need to add “Project 2025” to the filter
       
 (DIR) Post #AkAKUndexFwM3O0cz2 by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-07-21T19:28:36Z
       
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       @futurebird Ned Johnson, Dubuque,  Iowa
       
 (DIR) Post #AkDlImWQYqU3Lt03pA by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-07-23T11:40:32Z
       
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       @futurebird YES. So many terrible SCP logs. I've developed a heuristic that involves skipping the ones that include a fake interview transcript. If you're open to recommendations, this is the best writing that ever came out of SCP. Astonishingly good book, and the writer's other (non-SCP) work is equally good.https://www.amazon.com/s?k=there+is+no+antimemetics+division
       
 (DIR) Post #AkDlwZEfNZ7njCfD96 by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-07-23T11:47:47Z
       
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       @futurebird Yeah, it's quite a democratic creative outlet, so the door is unfortunately open to unimaginative writers
       
 (DIR) Post #Akmu2XqL4IqzJTF9NI by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-08-09T10:33:24Z
       
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       @futurebird Marital Fidelity: You're Doing the Sixth Commandment Wrong
       
 (DIR) Post #AlGaKPBNpzVZKA7jLE by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-08-23T18:13:54Z
       
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       @ErikUden Except there weren't any outbreaks of violence
       
 (DIR) Post #AnwBl2nDNluEVyXtFg by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-11-09T15:18:55Z
       
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       One of the biggest policy wins of the 2010s was the legitimization of MMA as a "sport" faster than policymakers could outlaw it, should be studied in political science courses
       
 (DIR) Post #AnwBs6rce1gRATyavo by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2024-11-09T15:29:14Z
       
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       @dogfox Duels (with swords/dueling pistols) will be legalized in the next four years
       
 (DIR) Post #Aq6lvwIHOQzM8nYOEy by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2025-01-15T12:08:15Z
       
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       Vivian is three years old today#dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodogs
       
 (DIR) Post #AthQDR9DUTXYIFPcUy by chrispackham@mastodon.social
       2025-05-02T23:54:33Z
       
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       @futurebird I saw those in the checkout line. I read the label trying to figure out if the name was biblical. I think it’s the name of the founder? Anyway, I don’t like being so informal with protein