Posts by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
(DIR) Post #AY8F5vpUJ4CFi7Gxn6 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-07-27T17:29:38Z
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Lord Henry Sprocket wants to know why I keep feeding my fingers to the hard shiny chew toy that I carry around with me all day instead of letting him snack on them.#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AY9yZtMy78lbJol0nQ by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-07-28T17:05:21Z
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Interrupting the regular puppy pics for a glam shot of big bro Buddy looking all haughty with his post salon coat and having gotten over his recent infection (that had us a little worried). #DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AYfS21dWfOjcQHORIe by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-12T14:07:36Z
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Hrm. This doesn't look right. The dogs are in their beds but there's definitely something wrong with this scene.Henry, did you steal your big brother's bed again?#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AYjTzcGezeIJhjW5iK by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-14T17:55:43Z
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I don't know whether the "humans are juvenile primates" theory gained traction or succumbed to the old science haughtiness of "it's way more complicated than that", but did anyone consider yet that cats might just be juvenile dogs?Take exhibit A for example: 3 month old puppy called Henry who has sharp teeth and claws often found with a wild look in his eye moments before he pounces on some unsuspecting fingers.#DogsOfMastodon (#CatsOfMastodon)
(DIR) Post #AYjXs42yE7PtMNlf7o by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-14T02:08:36Z
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Buddy is quite keen to know why I gave the squeaky toy that he deliberately hid in the garden back to Henry#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AYpgENFoALe11SnVg0 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-17T16:06:50Z
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Not wise to mess with Henry before his first coffee of the day #DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AYz7B8QXHXkfM08PM8 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-22T05:06:52Z
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Henry loves it when a plan comes together#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AZAUh8zX9b483WIPR2 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-27T17:24:13Z
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Lord Henry Sprocket, CEO of ShredDocz™, begins his day at 5am with a 10 minute howling session then an intense chew toy workoutHe's under your desk by 9am, tackling correspondence, and then he's following leads, having intense 1:1s, and sniffing out new opportunities. Henry never fears getting his paws dirtyFamily time is important to Henry, and he's always home in time for dinner to beg under the table, but then he's right back to disrupting the market until bedtime#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AZGFoo0QjEQ0vHfbNo by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-08-30T14:11:17Z
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@b0rk I always liked the "glue" folks: https://noidea.dog/glue
(DIR) Post #AZP1Q5Cp186nRzQU2i by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-09-03T15:21:37Z
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Oh oh, Buddy is on his podium again, setting the world to rights#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #Aa3srlTrFnKTVlrwpM by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-09-23T14:37:16Z
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@m0xee @FalconMarkSix
(DIR) Post #AaGy1HBflPn1HQCGem by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-09-29T15:29:31Z
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Henry would like to know why it is that I've posted so few photos of him in the last week or two, and plans to continue staring at me this way until I give him a decent answer. Or give him a piece of cheese, he mentioned that would get him off my case, too.#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AaL3luNjeFiSZ0jZc8 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-10-01T19:01:55Z
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Ask the dogs to sit and pose for a shot. Buddy wanted to show his best side.#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AadidAe3lTMpj3ixH6 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-10-10T21:05:46Z
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Buddy Larry Woddlechops always loves a good photo op, but Lord Henry Sprocket thinks this one is a little too "contrived" (ignore him, he's only just learned that word)I told him that it's my birthday and I can stage the photos however I like#DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AbqB0rPbdNB4rkmMQS by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-11-15T17:57:48Z
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@countcol What about flying a kite near power lines? I was terrified of that and I didn't even own a kite.
(DIR) Post #AbqD7N9miieAxzbzDU by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-11-15T20:02:08Z
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@wauz @countcol Only if I started to take my ADHD meds nasally
(DIR) Post #Abz0uHk45hgVNgDJq4 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-11-19T17:49:07Z
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Disappointed to learn that that a a very promising prevention and treatment nitric oxide nasal spray for COVID is not available in Canada, despite the company that developed it being based on my doorstepBut, for health matters, I think it's wiser to put up with the frustrating friction of rigorous regulatory approval over the alternative, so I'm gonna try to be patient#covid #health #Canada
(DIR) Post #AddinDLo2vFTf0D6mG by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2024-01-08T15:10:19Z
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@endDRM thank you, this is great. Something to add though: I have been buying DRM-free FLAC formatted albums from boomkat.com (they also do mp3) for over a decade. I think they are worth a mention
(DIR) Post #AdeAN7xyExRM9FPWhE by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2024-01-01T19:16:39Z
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Ugh, just when you thought you could avoid "smart" TVs by buying a monitor, they go and infect monitors with the smart virus#tech #InternetOfShithttps://www.theverge.com/2023/12/31/24020920/lg-myview-4k-smart-monitor-display-tv-webos
(DIR) Post #Ahker5PFH5Fngt51Xs by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2024-05-10T14:57:30Z
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@futurebird "cogito ergo sum" is genius, the only cast iron proof of existence, however, mind body dualism was a giant leap in the wrong direction that is still doing harm today