Posts by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #B2M3456MmZvSvuvG2i by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-16T18:21:21Z
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bismuth is an "edible metal" so people do have these elaborate metallic cakes made for their weddings
(DIR) Post #B2M34Agi0sy2G4xqsq by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-16T18:22:29Z
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i'm not going to post any images of either pepto bismol based foods or bismuth metal cakes because i want to pretend i live in a world where such things do not exist
(DIR) Post #B2M34FyGN2yodyDRRI by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-16T18:25:20Z
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you're welcomealthough by describing it do i conjure this dread thing into existence, do i somehow make it more real than if you did not knowand is it somehow worse than posting with no cw
(DIR) Post #B2M34LbRQoI26vaIhU by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-16T18:28:00Z
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like that observer effect, like when the act of observation itself causes particles to collapse into a single, concrete state to create the reality we observe
(DIR) Post #B2M34R7AwFe3CnTDMG by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-16T19:32:41Z
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ok i might post pics later
(DIR) Post #B2M4vM5mRV4yvkcCsi by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-16T20:44:17Z
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been using peanut butter as a shampoo
(DIR) Post #B2ar3THwoDgNJaEPcu by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-23T23:52:06Z
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one day tour buses will pull up here and the guide will say "and this is where most of their toots were written"
(DIR) Post #B2ar3ZlaiuxZPG9AfI by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-23T23:52:28Z
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or possibly "their manifesto"either way it's going to be a lot of fun
(DIR) Post #B2cNa93kQrfLp6Aome by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-24T17:53:44Z
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i hope my posts have the tenor of a deranged old prospector in a rocking chair on the front porch swatting flamboyantly at imaginary flies and insisting you buy gold and never trust the bank etc
(DIR) Post #B2cv7HhAdstEeO1Ts0 by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-25T00:33:40Z
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i bought you somethingfucking market economy
(DIR) Post #B2hJyyhiMJhWEknaUK by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-27T02:54:30Z
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does the us claim ownership over the moon? what's that flag about?has anyone told the mooninites?
(DIR) Post #B2jOSmubYQriU7DZJI by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-01-28T03:29:27Z
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Dysregulatopia
(DIR) Post #B348ixa68Th7GFTRom by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-06T02:54:25Z
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Satan, grant me the power to destroy the things I cannot change, the courage to crush my foes, and the wisdom to wash the earth in darkness.
(DIR) Post #B3CLUhezO1SCUsyPK4 by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T02:45:08Z
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i used to play a lot of simfarm, and when i think about that game now, it was just plant strawberries, spray them with chemicals, harvest, repeatand i guess that's an accurate simulationalthough when the game came out, chemicals were pretty popular
(DIR) Post #B3CLZD5CV1CJ6yNmPg by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T02:41:34Z
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Happy Birthday Thomas EdisonYou were a real bastard and I hope Topsy the Elephant is eternally mauling you in Hell.
(DIR) Post #B3CLZIYo8Mqq6FGzku by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T02:41:55Z
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gosh we got a lot of birthdays this week
(DIR) Post #B3CLZODP6rINdbIzE8 by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T02:43:06Z
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he would be turning 179 years old but his life was tragically cut short by old age, now he's partying with osama bin laden and the 19 highjackers
(DIR) Post #B3CLZSvrZVEeGe8Y52 by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T02:43:48Z
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jesus
(DIR) Post #B3CMUucBJxyCd6K7vs by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T02:49:30Z
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@djsumdog oh yeah so much simtower. did you ever play simcopter?
(DIR) Post #B3E633L84vEKdAxed6 by chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
2026-02-11T14:23:57Z
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@djsumdog yes you could import your simcity 2000 city and fly around itthere was a scandal where one of the devs was fired / quit and he was accusing maxis of homophobia, then when the game was released it was found that he had introduced a thing in the game where your helicopter would randomly get mobbed by scantily clad men. final justice.