Posts by chad@beige.party
 (DIR) Post #AY3jsUPP4QuDgtLHzk by chad@beige.party
       2023-07-25T05:12:57Z
       
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       I guess that’s kinda Bill Gates’ thing, huh.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY3kI4uQV45w8O3SXg by chad@beige.party
       2023-07-25T17:16:59Z
       
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       @fcktheworld587 well you can’t let your reputation laundering opportunity dry up
       
 (DIR) Post #AYN5XDjZwVyX83qrce by chad@beige.party
       2023-08-03T21:57:27Z
       
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       Any fruit you can’t find at a Holiday Inn continental breakfast is exotic and should not be purchased or consumed follow me for more patriotic grocery tips
       
 (DIR) Post #AYN5XFWXHyjMgBlTZQ by chad@beige.party
       2023-08-03T22:07:32Z
       
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       Unfollow me if you’ve eaten a nectarine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYhaE85fgVq7rclDBQ by chad@beige.party
       2023-08-08T18:12:18Z
       
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       might start my midlife crisis early, put some anime stickers on my car, replace all our throw pillows with plushies, get a triforce tattoo, etc
       
 (DIR) Post #AYhd3QQLTrx7Ow1BGS by chad@beige.party
       2023-08-13T23:04:22Z
       
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       @Aviva_Gary yeah isn’t that what midlife crises are? people saying “screw my boring life I’m gonna do fun stuff!”
       
 (DIR) Post #AYo4leOFU5RQJFE4eW by chad@beige.party
       2023-08-17T00:40:40Z
       
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       Here is the big moth I saw and also touched
       
 (DIR) Post #AYo4lgh6uviXSK4AKW by chad@beige.party
       2023-08-17T00:51:22Z
       
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       My phone struggled to get the moth in focus. It’s like, nah that’s just a leafy forest floor.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaR1BS68IOfdSRkUMq by chad@beige.party
       2023-10-04T18:20:49Z
       
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       The real test was whether you were online to talk about the emergency broadcast
       
 (DIR) Post #Aajprh9dOZ3sdy9cqu by chad@beige.party
       2023-10-03T18:01:24Z
       
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       ‘Ello, ‘ello, aloe!#Bloomscrolling
       
 (DIR) Post #AajpriFLKpDq1xphOC by chad@beige.party
       2023-10-10T01:40:41Z
       
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       I’ll aloe it#BloomScrolling
       
 (DIR) Post #AajprjMTBoW7UMAu8W by chad@beige.party
       2023-10-13T20:20:30Z
       
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       All aloe: the watchtowerIn this edition, it seems that the thing I thought was one flower is turning into many flowers.#BloomScrolling
       
 (DIR) Post #AajprndzGcuElqOwzo by chad@beige.party
       2023-10-10T18:33:59Z
       
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       It’s taller than a 1.25 year old now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AixdzSwtLAAr7DeW2K by chad@beige.party
       2024-06-15T19:06:05Z
       
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       The hard part is picking which Supreme Court justice to focus our outrage on.
       
 (DIR) Post #AixdzUXRQl0M2rlDe4 by chad@beige.party
       2024-06-15T19:07:52Z
       
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       The easy part is posting mild takes and doing nothing else
       
 (DIR) Post #AkzxjfvnhMQlldXE24 by chad@beige.party
       2024-08-15T16:51:25Z
       
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       For a dollar: name one thing Snow White does, aside from cleaning her cottage.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmqMYknSmZZMnbLQGm by chad@beige.party
       2024-10-09T22:21:01Z
       
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       Has anybody ever _wanted_ to see out of stock items when they're shopping online?
       
 (DIR) Post #An5GQI9No6xrPsSPlQ by chad@beige.party
       2024-10-17T02:50:19Z
       
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       Just got a ballot in the mail? There’s an election coming up?? What are we voting on?
       
 (DIR) Post #AnngVuBISyS5cRQp3Q by chad@beige.party
       2024-11-06T21:36:07Z
       
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       @unlofl I hope we get to watch the Magic School Bus episode when they go inside that kid
       
 (DIR) Post #Ao5F49acNtzZNk63eq by chad@beige.party
       2024-11-16T00:29:51Z
       
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       I should have taken a gap year to swim with abyssal giants in the deep sea