Posts by catvalente@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #AULwKAxphyTe3DT5KC by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-04-05T20:24:10Z
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Many thoughts on Trump's arraignment protests, January 6, and his status as a fading social media influencer:https://catvalente.substack.com/p/live-by-influencer-logic-die-by-influencer
(DIR) Post #AUN5w9v58JF0YsKNqC by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-04-05T01:01:46Z
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Boebert must be so mad that Greene has so clearly won the Miss Brainless Fascist pageant
(DIR) Post #AUN60ls7y8oXQX93wW by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-04-03T14:04:00Z
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I do not have the Founding Fathers fetish most Americans do, it’s really been more of a “choke me daddy” situation than a “father knows best” one pretty much since jump, but while we’re sniffling about the soul of America…If they didn’t want American leaders to be held accountable to the law, they’d have done a monarchy. IT WOULD’VE BEEN A LOT EASIER THAN DEMOCRACY IN 1776, YOU KNOW.
(DIR) Post #AUbZU0U3Bhs0RtP3ya by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-04-12T21:31:29Z
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Britney Spears was put into a 20 year conservatorship for far less unhinged behavior than Elon Musk is showing on a daily basis.Get that guy an umbrella and a shaved head.
(DIR) Post #AV5wao89IoPftCtDG4 by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-04-28T01:07:39Z
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I just wandered around for 20 minutes looking for the drink I brought in from the porch, finally gave up and poured a new one, then immediately found the first one. Such is life.#deepthoughts #jackhandey #guru #icon
(DIR) Post #AVKxfg1HtpJLVXxsTA by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-04T20:13:07Z
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My 4yr old saw Bolivia on a map & is now obsessed with it. He wants to go there “at the end of May please we can go then because it’s AFTER your birthday” & learn everything about it & talks Bolivia every day. He says “I think it is the country of all my dreams!”Well…not actually going to fly to La Paz in three weeks, so…does anyone in/from Bolivia follow me who might want to make a little video message for him?
(DIR) Post #AVXAyv0MWYgjLuqUvw by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-11T02:33:41Z
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I don’t know why everyone suddenly has amnesia about the fact that #CNN was bought by a conservative asshole & is just hoping you won’t notice long enough to radicalize you based on the network’s former reputation, inertia, & brand loyalty.Nothing like #Twitter, of course.
(DIR) Post #AVxh9FWJEIeWlZA53o by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-23T15:53:09Z
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If the GOP has decided drag & trans folk existing is the wheel they want to break this country onI’m thinking cis men need to start wearing sparkly eyeshadowOne shade is about .99 at CVSSimple, straightforward, & in this case, truly, they can’t arrest you all #shadowprotest #shadowban #drag #transrights #ally
(DIR) Post #AVxzvG3EMBwvUJbOnw by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-24T02:59:40Z
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@fcktheworld587 a sheer flummery nude goes well on everyone! If you’re feeling daring, but not too daring, a pop of light green over the nude in the out corner of your eyelid tends to be subtle rather than something louder like pink or purple
(DIR) Post #AVy0CrB5ZdULYcfa1Q by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-24T03:02:51Z
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@fcktheworld587 well done you
(DIR) Post #AWEKuaj6jaCXm9z2w4 by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-31T14:07:36Z
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A new essay on conservative politics of cruelty and the clownshow slow-motion faceplant of Ron DeSantisThere's No Such Thing As a Smart Fascist: https://open.substack.com/pub/catvalente/p/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-smart-fascist?r=rthtr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
(DIR) Post #AWEKucevY62tlm2jhI by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-05-31T17:42:59Z
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Follow-up post where I say the things I didn't want to argue about with drive-bys behind the paywall as usual...Not So Fast, Smart People, I Am Not Done Yelling (About Fascism)https://catvalente.substack.com/p/not-so-fast-smart-people
(DIR) Post #AWRpJgpYhRHrcuMdIu by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-06-07T12:21:48Z
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It has come to my attention that my four year old son has secretly created and is performing his own original dance routine to Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash for his preschool show and tell today.
(DIR) Post #AWRu374SNwZXrDFPCy by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-06-07T13:12:22Z
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All these GOP no-hope candidates have the same problem, the same one they had in 2016.They need to attack Trump, but they won’t because they want his base. They’re afraid of going hard against him.So they mewl around aimlessly like weak gormless dorks, with nothing to talk about but policy, which they’re bad at & GOP voters don’t care about anyway.Trump doesn’t have to give a fuck so he calls them names & the media giggles adoringly. They’ve got nothing but hate, & he does that better.
(DIR) Post #AWeXunLkUIB5PLbIWm by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-06-13T12:45:17Z
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I finally replaced my ailing, sputtering 14-year-old TV and it turns out that yeah modern television shows are dark but like…not even close to as dark as I thought they were…
(DIR) Post #AXKdPenmHhXB1b1oqu by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T22:48:44Z
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OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND IN THE #BAYCON DEALERS’ ROOM!I’m so completely delighted! I, big dumb #Trekkie, wrote that thing back when Twitter was fun! Ahh!(Actually my brother found it and played it all smooth and casual like he didn’t know because he is the best)
(DIR) Post #AXY7q6iMFpU661qA2i by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-07-10T01:41:11Z
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I’m gonna say this here because it comes off like I’m defending Musk if I say it on Twitter & saying it on Threads is what they want.STOP TRYING TO REHABILITATE MARK ZUCKERBERG INTO SOME KIND OF COOL FUN MAN OF THE PEOPLE.Facebook joined up with Cambridge Analytica to play a huge part in spiking the 2016 election & turn all our parents’ brains to cracked bowls of screamgravy.I fucking hate Musk but that shit is worse than anything he’s done.Yet, anyway.
(DIR) Post #AXYcodvusGQH7cxp9U by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-07-10T16:27:30Z
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You know, you start thinking about a lot of things a lot more seriously once you actually experience pregnancy & childbirth.Like how the link between sex & death in art isn’t just a vibey “two sides of the same coin” thing, because for women, any given sex act could be the one that *actually fucking rips you in half & kills you 6-9 months later.* This is still true, but it was much more horrifyingly so for, I don’t know, all of human history.
(DIR) Post #AXeTuVcO1HQSjo3NDM by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-07-12T19:01:31Z
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My refusal to participate in the reboot of Mark #Zuckerberg as the internet's Cool Friend should not be taken as support of Elon #Musk in any way, but can we not fall for another smirking fascist with his shirt off?I’M GONNA YELL A LOT.https://catvalente.substack.com/p/mark-fking-zuckerberg-is-not-your
(DIR) Post #AXgKqfq1ZNEg0MRsjw by catvalente@mastodon.world
2023-07-13T22:45:50Z
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Well, eat an exquisitely written and beautifully performed bag of flaming mouseshit, Bob