Posts by burgin@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #9nQJTde2csVFxyBlzs by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-09-29T18:40:49Z
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you know, when you're fighting, "do your best" and "do your worst" mean the same thing
(DIR) Post #9nSRujljTDoaEmhIeW by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-09-30T16:55:03Z
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a bunch of people having fun playing the goose game is gander euphoria
(DIR) Post #9nUPX0M4t1KF48n07M by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-01T18:10:35Z
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homeowner says what
(DIR) Post #9nUPXMy6oIopCSkgS0 by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-01T18:12:35Z
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flushing out the landed gentry of mastodon with my japes. no i do not know what that word means
(DIR) Post #9nUQM4fib2DZDsKOHY by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-01T18:22:03Z
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@garfiald im waiting on tenterhooks
(DIR) Post #9nXfoScyFOx9CQoM9g by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-03T07:47:55Z
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haha yeah 🙂hehe yeah :fingerguns: hee hee yeah 😂hoho yeah :angry_laugh: huh huh yeah 🥴
(DIR) Post #9nXfoSp1WaatnoRywS by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-03T07:53:18Z
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this post is goofy but i am proud of it
(DIR) Post #9nhMZxubC1eUf15LxQ by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-07T23:40:15Z
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@laser the girl looks like she's in empire records but the dude on the right, there are still guys that look like that. this is like an artifact from some kind of major cultural interregnum
(DIR) Post #9nmDWySykNvriMSsgy by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-10-10T08:23:08Z
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@garfiald like corn on the cob water
(DIR) Post #9o76vCOSne8Sx0yilk by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-16T06:21:24Z
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waiting on a firmware update for my headphones because 2019 is trash
(DIR) Post #9o76vCp3CnP2HTPxD6 by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-16T06:22:48Z
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"uhh my headphones need to connect to a special app to make them work good and i forgot to charge my cigarette" said the hero of a bullshit cyberpunk novel noone would ever read called the year 2019
(DIR) Post #9o76vDOr3g2i4WAY1A by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-16T06:26:18Z
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"oh shit my thermostat got a virus that helped ddos a gamer and now my doorbell is turning me in to the police" said dirk chuggly as he cracked open an energy drink aerated with real nitrous oxide
(DIR) Post #9sVkfHtoETAOZWvRNg by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-08T23:19:06Z
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does that say wife mountain
(DIR) Post #9sVkfIJggFrnrn26iW by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-08T23:19:28Z
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who died and made you king fuck of wife mountain?
(DIR) Post #9sVkggqcxXJcEr6d04 by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-08T23:22:23Z
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okay i googled it and apparently it's wire mountain, which is a boring name for an album, as opposed to wife mountain, which is dynamic, mysterious, and very "now"
(DIR) Post #9uRjtJq0vW6mwh6PI0 by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-04-26T17:19:31Z
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im the in seattle binch
(DIR) Post #A0U0t9UD2fl7AVHIki by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-09-06T17:53:59Z
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some of you need a sexual asleepening
(DIR) Post #A17UqJB8YlZIR8mm6i by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-05-20T15:27:57Z
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i sure hope they are! (video selfie)
(DIR) Post #AJY5s4eb9uQ7vSMoAS by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-08-10T22:59:54Z
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love too be from lgbt
(DIR) Post #APb9P8spksL99QJGL2 by burgin@jorts.horse
2019-06-21T23:37:56Z
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every time i eat a bagel i make the asiago face