Posts by breathOfLife@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #AxH2FWm4ruTW93dBIW by breathOfLife@mastodon.social
       2025-08-15T22:04:22Z
       
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       @kimlockhartga @book bonkwave cannot be defined.the heisenbonk uncertainty principle dictates that bonkwave exists in a quantum superposition of bonkwave and not bonkwave, and that this is the only point of bonkwave existing.any attempt to find a definition would observe the bonkwaveform, causing the superposition to collapse, and therefore eliminating the reason for bonkwave existing.defining bonkwave would cause bonkwave to cease to exist.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxH2FYyuf9vkzReSa8 by breathOfLife@mastodon.social
       2025-08-17T15:47:37Z
       
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       @AndyIncarnate @kimlockhartga @book all research on bonk was cancelled after the the ominous Antarctic experiment of 1952.this led to the loss of an entire team of sled dogs, two people going blind from eating soup, a hawk straight up yeeting another guy into the fog, and reality asserting itself with dire consequences.we do not talk of the hypothesis, methodology or results of this experiment.