Posts by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #APb7XTyD2Ul0xUfndI by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-14T14:54:02Z
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@calculsoberic Well yeah, but you're well-aware of my shtick at this point.
(DIR) Post #APbDaVlPQWRx7BVtrs by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-14T16:00:41Z
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Using AI to:- Detect honest answers to my shitposts- Invoke API calls using bearer tokens to automatically download the replies to JSON format in an AWS cloud object- Converting the JSON to machine code- Feeding that code to CUPS in a BSD VM running on an ESXi cluster- Sending the print queue data to a PDF print server in an office basement in Allentown, PA- Printing the PDF from Windows Vista to an Epson drafting printer- Guiding the paper from the printer directly in to a furnace
(DIR) Post #APbMLwr3JtksNcHevQ by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-14T17:39:01Z
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When cats or dogs are lying down weird and they just Look Like That
(DIR) Post #APbYylRgs57DjshEEy by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-14T20:01:14Z
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it
(DIR) Post #APcGFqOxzgn23toSno by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T03:25:18Z
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Eggnog? No thanks! I prefer Hygog!
(DIR) Post #APdKtx5Z92TpMM4wHw by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T15:35:38Z
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please wosh your honds in the sonk
(DIR) Post #APdibqFAFon9oiSvBI by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T20:55:27Z
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Broads Of Canada
(DIR) Post #APdibqoc819Faf3ER6 by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T20:55:37Z
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Aphex Twink
(DIR) Post #APdibrFCXAPov7USsS by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T20:56:23Z
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Ceedat Assid Crewthis one stinks but its all i got
(DIR) Post #APdibrnwS0CkerkD1k by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T20:57:57Z
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Stereolabiasigh
(DIR) Post #APdjGzaIQiSGeyyJmq by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T21:04:40Z
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Remembering that one dude who posted an absolute fucking banger of a first post about diarrhea. I hope he's doing well.
(DIR) Post #APdjNwRKWINKvz5k9I by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T21:07:22Z
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@calculsoberic It did. I wish search worked so I could find it.
(DIR) Post #APdjS0UZOahWf0XtBY by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T21:08:14Z
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@calculsoberic I think it was "You can't control me. You're not diarrhea."
(DIR) Post #APdjYvw2jia6YRhO4G by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-15T21:09:26Z
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@calculsoberic oof
(DIR) Post #APho7jrWn8fphCHKEq by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-17T20:05:10Z
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@doot Vintage jorts for sale, never shitposted
(DIR) Post #APk3n5P3UmbE0M3RU8 by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-18T21:40:59Z
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Stealing the catalytic convertor from .social when no one is looking.
(DIR) Post #APk3n6XFHokFW2tUtE by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-18T21:47:40Z
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convertor? converter? wahtever
(DIR) Post #APk45Al8JvL1pS0P20 by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-18T05:09:48Z
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#intro #introduction Hi, it's me, Breakfastgolem. I moved over from my .social account because I wanted to be even better over here on Jorts. I've been on Mostodan for over four years, and I am now eternal. I'm a white dude (not really a man, just a guy-ish kind of person), I'm Old, I make good posts. Everyone loves me. Follow me for good times (unless you're a TERF/SWERF/Nazi/conservative/republican/capitalist/garbage person).
(DIR) Post #APkEoYyK8yIJUpSS5A by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-11-18T21:58:35Z
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Never not relevant
(DIR) Post #AQEotMRvWHgy7dWE9A by breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
2022-12-03T18:33:33Z
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@ruud @killeveryhetero