Posts by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
(DIR) Post #AocRRnaujuVbaSi2gi by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2024-12-02T00:51:15Z
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Stew is awful? Swill issue.
(DIR) Post #Aog6w38oBHEW5QzCue by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2024-12-03T18:49:48Z
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My Mastodon Wrapped 2024 highlights:- 97% ad engagement- 331 brand collaborations- 15,972 impressions per interaction- 11,000 boosts/faves average per day- 94,908 followers gained- Over $1 billion in annual ad revenueWe DID it, people!
(DIR) Post #ArgpfbWMia7YH2ioEq by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-03-03T21:06:43Z
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Why is the chicken sandwich logo like thisAre sandwiches sexy now
(DIR) Post #Ars4SrG6WvrzN13TqS by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-03-09T00:16:36Z
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An anagram of "lesbians" is "be snails."
(DIR) Post #AsNjekBcI2XV9Rilea by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-03-24T13:42:18Z
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A specter (Nicole) haunts Europe (Mastodon).
(DIR) Post #AscwpDB8g1iLjMKuW0 by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-03-31T21:58:22Z
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Hello Mastodon, I'm proud to announce that I've made a scraper service for your accounts! This service will scrape your account with sharp little claws before it skitters under the nearest piece of furniture to hide.
(DIR) Post #AsqqtPjqJleclPhYm0 by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-04-07T15:02:34Z
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We really need to start killing fascists again.
(DIR) Post #At1xHuKKyidd2wORua by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-04-12T16:53:11Z
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Everyone clean up your posts and upload your best avatars, the pope is coming by later today to inspect the timeline!
(DIR) Post #AtINo4xVHAyV9nWYz2 by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-04-20T20:04:28Z
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Blackberry Dr. Pepper tastes like carbonated grape-flavored cold medicine.
(DIR) Post #AtINoCaOuxFSoSmE5I by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-04-20T20:05:01Z
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I know it's supposed to taste like blackberry but it has that pervasive "grape-like" artificial flavor.
(DIR) Post #AtOncrS0vAldpmrlw0 by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-04-23T22:26:38Z
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Neurodetergent
(DIR) Post #AtShy4blNLzzd4zuzY by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-04-24T23:10:27Z
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STOP
(DIR) Post #Auh5ZNF9EvIs3Ky5Ym by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-06-01T17:37:27Z
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(DIR) Post #Auyjsy0U4rZBQdKErY by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-06-09T23:47:56Z
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please wash your hands before dinner
(DIR) Post #Avk2yQI6tWbJ79u72u by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-07-02T23:36:25Z
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The coffee MMO was okay but there was way too much grinding.
(DIR) Post #AwmgoHPpw9Viudb1kG by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-08-03T05:07:32Z
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(crashes through your wall) sup
(DIR) Post #AwmgoIu0PTElWUidPM by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-08-03T05:10:51Z
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okay gotta go (jumps through your window, biffs the landing, runs away all janky-leg)
(DIR) Post #AxXbbQ1RG8cAV0LgUS by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2025-08-25T03:41:24Z
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Mastodon's reserves are secure
(DIR) Post #B1zpygOswUQowOFI5w by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2026-01-06T03:45:32Z
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@triz It's streaming on Quilp. Catch the latest season on Dingoo. You can see it exclusively on Smelt. CherboTV has it all.
(DIR) Post #B30juVzvR3rwrL5VnU by breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
2026-02-04T23:40:00Z
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who wants some teai saidWHO WANTS SOME FUCKIN TEA