Posts by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #ATemC1EmjsGKJ5nU4e by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-03-16T00:42:08Z
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[me, existing] you think I like doing this?
(DIR) Post #ATg7MXf9KVsDxmwpCy by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-03-16T16:14:04Z
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[me, laying inside a casket] fit check
(DIR) Post #AThGdx0NSDdqEJDFwm by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-03-17T05:32:46Z
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I’m not always depressed, but when I am, it’s always
(DIR) Post #ATp1b8vkiObkIbvr7o by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-03-20T23:20:18Z
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honored to make this guy disable replies to his dumb motherfucking tweet
(DIR) Post #ATzF6U95zfFBAmV6em by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-03-24T21:45:12Z
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BREAKING: People Who Worship Dead Half Naked Man on a Cross Think Michelangelo’s David is Obscene
(DIR) Post #AUAUnju4T0DFmBZ7bM by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-03-31T00:47:10Z
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I may be depressed, but not “criminally indicted by a Manhattan grand jury for making hush payments to a porn star” depressed
(DIR) Post #AUtHDSwbTivrVHimJM by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-04-21T22:09:10Z
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redesigned the Twitter Blue notification message, you're welcome
(DIR) Post #AUwJf8bBUyTLtUuBBg by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-04-21T08:14:04Z
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Wikipedia is not fucking around
(DIR) Post #AUzQsD1Vdq3sXDHJ6O by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-04-23T07:43:19Z
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fun facts:• there are about 630,000 people subscribed to Twitter Blue, which equates to about $5,040,000 a month• Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion• it would require 8,731 months to come up with $44 billion, or 727 years• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(DIR) Post #AVAsbZCgrCSPrGv5jk by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-04-30T07:55:16Z
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kids these days will never get this: a day without mass shootings
(DIR) Post #AVWlhlTuBJAg2TO7Em by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-05-09T00:37:25Z
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please do not RT this because it would make Tim Pool very upset
(DIR) Post #AW0VRuBs8nIy8jbypE by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-05-25T00:15:02Z
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Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis should do the next presidential campaign town hall from a self-driving Tesla next time
(DIR) Post #AWC507nPDvBoCggtQ8 by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-05-30T06:34:48Z
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in the 80s you solved everything with dancing. street fight? dance. parents throw you out of the house? dance. a demonic presence that has surfaced from the bowels of hell as a result of a seance gone wrong? dance.
(DIR) Post #AWCCgWt11l2rrVTwQa by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-05-30T23:27:42Z
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love how the religious right is all “being gay or trans is awful. we’re pedophiles. there’s a difference”
(DIR) Post #AWFsnbg2OR4GIQLfuK by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-06-01T18:03:26Z
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CONSERVATIVES: transgenderism is a mental illnessALSO CONSERVATIVES: I own 70 guns
(DIR) Post #AWLITqvDZYwqNsUQng by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-06-03T23:50:34Z
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BREAKING: Long Lost Member of the Village People Discovered Running For President
(DIR) Post #AWLIZYKxaEHmTwFTQu by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-06-02T23:30:32Z
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Twitter is like one giant communal toilet where people with paid accounts shit where they eat and eat where they shit
(DIR) Post #AWp7pscVpkLw8QqBWK by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-04-27T23:27:56Z
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[me, existing] oh god, what have I done
(DIR) Post #AWyHMYFpDN3HJsT70C by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-06-21T06:02:43Z
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if you say "cisgender" three times in the mirror, Elon Musk appears with hands on his hips and totally loses his shit
(DIR) Post #AY1uGiu1Rda6omwFcW by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
2023-07-24T19:53:30Z
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