Posts by body@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #A1oDm8yEC1jlRNM4ga by body@mastodon.social
2020-11-10T08:20:39Z
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Found the source of the original Minecraft "oof" sound: https://freesound.org/people/thecheeseman/sounds/44429/
(DIR) Post #A1sXFqQiMlR2O3OZ04 by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:39:54Z
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Oh no... I've just realized that "MENSA queers" are probably a thing, and furthermore that "MENSA queer dating" is probably a thing
(DIR) Post #A1sZgNh3W10mzPotiS by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:53:39Z
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New hot take: Alcohol should be illegal for cishets. Not fucking joking
(DIR) Post #A1sZh180tikTIJjTeK by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:56:43Z
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@WyrdWanderingWitch Machismo and dominance-culture on the one hand, and "wine mom culture" on the other, effectively, turn cishet people into weaponized versions of themselves when projected through the prism of alcohol
(DIR) Post #A29GWR7Nw5lDc87ewC by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-13T05:24:17Z
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Staring into space for an hour and writing code for 5 minutes, but it's really good code... Welcome to my programming style
(DIR) Post #A2PnXwxe1LvDm71RE8 by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-21T03:21:12Z
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2021: President Biden2022: President Harris2025: President Cotton2029: President Spencer2031: General Secretary Pellets Guy
(DIR) Post #A2PnmdaQKxeE1uAG0m by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-21T04:51:07Z
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@penny I'm phycic
(DIR) Post #A2PqgzpH2Pfv8570bo by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-21T05:01:54Z
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Master Songwriter: Never write songs in the first-person, unless you never want to get radio time or become a starMe: <desperately starts falling over self to fill song-lyrics with difficult "me" formations>
(DIR) Post #A2i3PWhPDZeJUp6ZlI by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-27T17:08:38Z
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How the fuck do you write chord progressions that don't sound like Hungover Beethoven
(DIR) Post #A2i3PWsOYiRK2uFLtI by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-29T23:53:10Z
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Figured out that the answer is: Use fewer chords
(DIR) Post #A2tzwOOlRsYqAwtrxw by body@mastodon.social
2021-01-04T18:24:08Z
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2059: Bepis Bezos relinquishes xer territorial claim on Greenland
(DIR) Post #A2xr7j1IzpTcMY61Fg by body@mastodon.social
2021-01-06T14:45:17Z
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If you become gay enough you show up as a quest marker on the minimap
(DIR) Post #A33YyyN5O5l6fTaPfU by body@mastodon.social
2021-01-09T09:01:40Z
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Not gonna lie, I would like a pair of "book goggles", so that I can read books at any angle, because I do my best reading when I'm in basically sleep-like postures, which of course make conventional reading have bad ergonomics
(DIR) Post #A33YyyX0nBhNAGEL8i by body@mastodon.social
2021-01-09T09:03:08Z
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I could probably hack this together with a pair of very-high-end FPV goggles and a bunch of ebooks, but very-high-end FPV goggles have about the range of price-points you'd expect
(DIR) Post #A33YyymxpsSVxjh50K by body@mastodon.social
2021-01-09T09:09:30Z
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Could use a mini-projector, or something, so I could read ebooks off the ceiling, but then that would not cover all the times I feel like laying on my tummy
(DIR) Post #A4q0HLeq7ON4NCRi7M by body@mastodon.social
2020-08-29T16:30:42Z
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Piss (Kardashev-2 civilizations) is stored in the balls (Dyson spheres)
(DIR) Post #A4q0HMDa2EA06whSGe by body@mastodon.social
2020-08-29T16:31:09Z
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Eventually, piss will be stored in itself. This is known as the Omega Point
(DIR) Post #A5nAqJf9I6FTPNxBEu by body@mastodon.social
2019-02-19T19:57:46Z
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Anything that disproves the possibility of Strong AI would also have to disprove the possibility of human thought as well, unless you are working in a schema where the human mind is metaphysically special, which is silly imo
(DIR) Post #A8atOD5O4FBnbqz7cu by body@mastodon.social
2020-12-18T09:26:55Z
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AAA game companies are going to take a long look at the failure of Cyberpunk 2077, and say to themselves, “We’ve gotta do more generic medieval fantasy”
(DIR) Post #ASwRZl91zmqr0X3EMy by body@mastodon.social
2018-02-07T07:49:17Z
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Dreamed that Elon Musk was hosting a private Ready Player One viewing party with tables full of gourmet versions of 80's snacks, and all the other rich people were astonished by it, like they had finally found inspiration in life