Posts by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AVgUlT8KaLCyeU4oAC by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-15T14:44:53Z
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I forgot to tell the story but you can probably fill in the blanks
(DIR) Post #AVhFTWdVWDaM9IbYjw by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-15T23:48:21Z
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for god kinda felt sorta bad about the world, he gave his only begotten son to be nailed onto a tree so that assholes could use his name to justify heinous behavior, or something, I didn't pay any attention in bible class
(DIR) Post #AVhFTXJgzNKUG8LFUe by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-15T23:51:03Z
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all of my intense years of bible study actually came years after any "formal" training and my ultimate conclusion was that you can bind any horseshit padded with stolen pieces from older religions into a collection of pages and someone will kill someone else over it
(DIR) Post #AVqwKmhULRi243d5vc by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-20T14:41:33Z
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jesus, allegedly: blessed are the meekmodern christians, to the poor: you're not being grateful enough, this sucks
(DIR) Post #AVrByWFKRHoRvcrZL6 by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-20T20:11:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts the power of performative blocking
(DIR) Post #AVtqWgj0N4BWkvVmKG by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-22T02:05:18Z
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maybe the mimic just wants to give me a couple hours off and it won't eat my memories
(DIR) Post #AW28LWy1f8JlkN2vgG by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-26T02:25:48Z
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"it took us a roomful of dead monkeys to get here but we're proud to announce that the government has given us clearance to try putting lithium-powered wire bundles into human people's brains"
(DIR) Post #AW28LYt8WHaxhmm3Ky by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-26T02:32:08Z
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given the predilection for explosion that musk technology has, I'd reflect real hard before putting a neuralink implant in your thinkmeat
(DIR) Post #AXfGZJodbKJDo2JEFU by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-07-13T16:57:39Z
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your argument is valid and I have a well thought out response planned, just please give me a moment to scream into a paper bag
(DIR) Post #AXxsKlTsgddET103V2 by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-07-22T18:54:11Z
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just going through things I've made, for whatever reason, on my phone
(DIR) Post #AY5SVDKJ6cRL98C64m by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-07-26T01:37:03Z
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my town had a gay bar and a redneck bar next door to one another that coexisted peacefully until the land got sold and now they're a gas station just off a roundaboutwrite a song about that or I will, jason
(DIR) Post #AY62iBKvPe0Z5YxxB2 by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-07-26T19:45:57Z
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open my mouth to say the pledge of allegiance but all that comes out is the intro to "jesus built my hotrod"
(DIR) Post #AaLR1SUlOazdebPC4G by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-25T00:32:55Z
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i done sinned. my conciliatory offering of romaine lettuce was not accepted and now I owe god one jesus
(DIR) Post #AaLR1TUnfwcIl0QjlQ by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-05-25T00:33:44Z
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where the fuck do I find a jesus? he's like a celestial carmen sandiego
(DIR) Post #Ac9MPyw5aVviwKOPOC by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2023-11-25T01:19:52Z
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me, watching turkey deep frying experiments go horribly wrong on social media: it's almost like there are things that maybe we shouldn't dip in boiling oil. indoors. on a rickety platform. while drunk
(DIR) Post #Ays9HbU7DABbJ5gCtU by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2025-10-04T16:32:59Z
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in trafficnotice car in front of me has a worn, tattered sun-bleached "Jeb!" stickerinstinctively drop back 3 car lengths
(DIR) Post #Az8ko4VpczGnR0BdFw by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2025-10-11T12:07:34Z
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the older I get, the more I understand why old people got so pissed off. the same shit keeps happening but all that changes is the faces and names
(DIR) Post #B0acAfOvuhDYjooswi by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2025-11-25T02:06:40Z
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the sole good thing about the proliferation of assault rifles all through america is that once my time gateway stabilizes, john brown is going to kick so much ass
(DIR) Post #B22v6nVi9TVXbhK5FQ by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2026-01-07T15:46:06Z
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velveeta is the AI of cheese
(DIR) Post #B2OQ0ofe6Q2oMmkwS0 by biscuit_tornado@beige.party
2026-01-18T00:32:19Z
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a science fiction story about a person who invents the first time machine specifically to go back and punch robert heinlein in the nuts