Posts by batterpunts@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AXa1dgez5Th6PEsPEe by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T12:21:54Z
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@arcticwolfe https://mastodon.social/@Coliandrehttps://mastodon.social/@y2jennhttps://mastodon.social/@Florence_Carlus@mastodon.art
(DIR) Post #AZtajD2PPKAnVgNWDI by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2023-09-18T06:56:41Z
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taking time out on the weekend to properly season my teflon pan which they somehow won't do at the factory
(DIR) Post #Acnatsmp52Aapsqfrc by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T11:29:39Z
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how are you going to recall 2 million teslas, where do you put them
(DIR) Post #Acnatuf66jB8eVFX6G by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T11:33:23Z
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@Gargron if they just push an update, why is this called a recall when nothing's being recalled
(DIR) Post #AcnbAB8ibxoCOGrQDQ by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T11:39:31Z
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@sj_zero @Gargron i imagine a cube with sides of 126 teslas
(DIR) Post #Ahxef89HmHRxmDOR9M by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-05-16T18:55:59Z
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we should all try to program an analog clock
(DIR) Post #Ahxeqf4jhJeR59lOpE by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-05-16T21:28:28Z
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@john no, create it, in code
(DIR) Post #Ahym21E8ZY47o5U2Cm by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-05-17T10:23:55Z
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@john no man, i mean with a face and hands, like a person
(DIR) Post #AigwRTq7Z6fJuKWjS4 by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-06-07T17:07:24Z
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programmers! what's stopping you from dressing like this
(DIR) Post #AigwRWDaioczHhWVJQ by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-06-07T17:08:06Z
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"ask not for whom the for loops; I invented it"
(DIR) Post #AimvPvP1BLrvo7ItW4 by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-06-10T15:03:10Z
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someone please give me a tiny laugh
(DIR) Post #AixVfrlwXSBUg9ftL6 by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T16:04:12Z
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Less robbingMore rubbing
(DIR) Post #AjpUiZhvT0YvUfo31s by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-07-11T17:55:00Z
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"You can audit God and build a plausible case for faith."https://robertheaton.com/2018/11/28/https-in-the-real-world/
(DIR) Post #AnZfVP4TVwaXs477gm by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-10-31T13:58:41Z
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pumpkin' makes me feel good
(DIR) Post #ApViNVuVTf4vkIQmUi by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2024-12-28T13:43:46Z
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alright what's some good newyears rituals you got
(DIR) Post #AqHH3rZPsZsFy2QWvY by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2025-01-20T15:31:35Z
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@foone 😌
(DIR) Post #AwYsREqxaGnhXbnxXk by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2025-07-27T14:34:25Z
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@davidrevoy cut to a shot of her new album because she got signed
(DIR) Post #AyYwJUkcEDCbasjMKO by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2025-09-25T10:13:27Z
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(DIR) Post #AyZFfkWo9CqI1gb6Ku by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2025-09-25T14:19:38Z
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@0xabad1dea my friend, Jack Xyzzyx, will be delighted
(DIR) Post #B13KUo3NI3upm11lMe by batterpunts@mastodon.social
2025-12-08T14:42:24Z
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mathematicians always say shit like "imagine we have this function F that gives you the correct result", while as a programmer here in the real-world trenches i'm like why don't you imagine me some ammo and new boots, you lazy fuck