Posts by averagehousewife@beige.party
(DIR) Post #ASoQSqniueqLIwXyIS by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-02-18T18:33:41Z
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@CatDragon yesss short sleeve t-shirt’s are the worst!
(DIR) Post #ATA47t7fA8j0uSahkG by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-02-28T23:55:15Z
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Throwing out your shoulder by forgetting to retract your arm after turning off the light switch while walking out the door.
(DIR) Post #ATtSQxaPVpvdcA9s1I by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-03-23T02:23:32Z
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People who make pastries need to use 2/3 more filling and 2/3 less pastry.
(DIR) Post #ATumXpp0yHoHnmVLlY by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-03-23T17:57:34Z
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I can not clean the entryway but I can organize the dog leashes and 27 pairs of shoes by color.
(DIR) Post #ATxZ8f4RxGq4P1isq0 by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-03-25T02:10:11Z
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Just because I say I do not need help does not necessarily mean I do not need help.
(DIR) Post #AUUW6Qn2bAwCCnroHo by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-04-09T23:01:22Z
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Happy Easter, Baby Jesus.Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to share your amazing life with two marijuana gummies and 73 minutes of virtual reality Beat Sabers. You too, Goddess Eostre.
(DIR) Post #AUWEdPU93pu8r9WZQu by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-04-10T19:26:36Z
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I made you some lunch. Hope you wanted purple and green egg salad.
(DIR) Post #AVUTynDomCQirvuh4i by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-05-09T19:22:31Z
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Does anyone know of a good get-rich-quick scheme or cult? Please let me know.
(DIR) Post #AVUVIQj0EHX4qEQYpE by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-02-23T03:08:55Z
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One day in the far future someone’s going to say you know that strange anonymous woman on the internet was right. https://www.axios.com/2023/02/22/james-webb-space-telescope-galaxies?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
(DIR) Post #AWRI2wiB6XNpTDJuDY by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-06-07T02:16:45Z
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Why do we never see strawberry pudding?
(DIR) Post #AXRGiETF4XTrJeN1Jw by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-07-07T00:50:36Z
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A weird thing about Threads is most of the users are Instagram posters who rarely ever use written words to converse. So many posts are like: “Onion Cheese Waffle vs Bacon Sandwich: who gets to be my breakfast?”. It’s very strange.
(DIR) Post #AY9trvT6Y7mdGoPJAm by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-07-28T16:16:29Z
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Honey be sure to wear your best best barbecue sauce colored sweater to the restaurant tonight.
(DIR) Post #AZAXkkycgJXwb2Hg9o by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-08-27T17:52:28Z
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There’s a hurricane coming be sure to stock up on your marijuana gummies so you can sit beside your kid in the hotel room during evacuation and snack on them and no one will be any of the wiser.
(DIR) Post #AZh2q3FNGL2mTwls6i by averagehousewife@beige.party
2023-09-12T13:53:08Z
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The magnolia seeds are starting to emerge. Neat/weird.
(DIR) Post #AnbampjdWLhI2HmKp6 by averagehousewife@beige.party
2024-11-01T16:23:22Z
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My neighbor asked me to pick up some cheese for her, so I said yes and asked what kind. She said she is picky and only wants the “real” stuff, which is apparently yellow American Kraft singles.
(DIR) Post #AufSuVMEAxYRvgP9gu by averagehousewife@beige.party
2025-05-31T18:41:00Z
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There should be a disclaimer on every tv show hosted by a streaming service that was cancelled before plot holes were resolved.
(DIR) Post #AutzjWmiXuvHs3bjU0 by averagehousewife@beige.party
2025-06-07T22:01:49Z
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Are Doc Marten’s patched with electrical tape suitable for court if worn with a conservative Wednesday Adams pilgrim dress or no
(DIR) Post #AvocfCt2sgXV1Q9kWG by averagehousewife@beige.party
2025-07-04T19:47:29Z
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All I want is someone to hold my hand and tell me extremely specific decisions to make every step of the way about highly dichotomous overlapping areas in my life but like only when I want it.
(DIR) Post #AxmEflm6wQpFY1gSie by averagehousewife@beige.party
2025-09-01T23:01:59Z
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Gathered these magnolia seeds from our tree the other day hoping to sell them for millions.
(DIR) Post #AyR7fdxFQVlnKL61J2 by averagehousewife@beige.party
2025-09-21T16:19:34Z
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Does anyone make electronic music and if so what simple things would you recommend for a beginner?