Posts by ashinillinois@lor.sh
(DIR) Post #ASkLMirQFGW6XNhD1M by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-02-16T19:16:44Z
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“Unmanned”? Okay sexist. Women can’t fly? Cats can’t fly? Penguins? Okay wait
(DIR) Post #ASmR7jbkAnrKYHWDdA by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-02-17T15:49:21Z
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[opens eyes]No[closes eyes]
(DIR) Post #ASoND37d2IM11PdCDo by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-02-18T17:44:42Z
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Him: what are you doing?Me: crushing this candyHim: oh what level are you on?Me [rips open snickers bar with my teeth]: level?
(DIR) Post #ASqcI1lDPeFFsLtoLA by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-02-19T15:45:00Z
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I beg to differ. Have you ever talked to anyone interested in UFOs? That’s all they want to talk about.
(DIR) Post #AT5jqmi6ySOUNtMoFs by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-02-27T02:42:01Z
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For everyone who remembers some posts I had with my grandma. She passed away comfortably this afternoon after a month in the hospital. She finally is not suffering anymore. I’m happy I got these last couple years living with you and taking care of you after you took care of our whole family. Rest easy, Geraldine.
(DIR) Post #ATWCEmddQBNeABiguu by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-11T21:05:02Z
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I’m going to bring back calling people a rube
(DIR) Post #ATWbql5o77YlEC6Nfc by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-12T00:46:15Z
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@missy_lynn probably because I’m back 😕
(DIR) Post #ATYSx4VaKRoxuY0xwe by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-12T23:31:33Z
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How do I watch all the movies nominated in the next 30 mins?
(DIR) Post #ATYjrvJInY5d9lOsaW by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-13T02:28:30Z
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Did George Santos win his awards yet?
(DIR) Post #ATa7jrriJZkiDI9DN2 by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-13T18:46:36Z
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Hired cleaners to clean my grandma’s house (I live here now too) and the guy goes “I’m guessing you want to change the smell in here”. OKAY SIR you can be a little more subtle.
(DIR) Post #ATcHwb2fYvM5evtrjk by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-14T19:46:41Z
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That fucker is going to wait until Thursday at tip off isn’t he?#AaronRodgers
(DIR) Post #ATeMnn1HS23kPIpXTE by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-12T18:21:04Z
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A sentence I said today: “that’s not my squirrel”. He got bread from me anyway.
(DIR) Post #ATgkUBiahPjUQtC6wC by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-16T23:30:12Z
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I’m close to 10k posts. How
(DIR) Post #ATkzKWVEqM0XwadcYa by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-19T00:28:17Z
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Find you a partner that looks at Zillow more than porn
(DIR) Post #ATnFUNdKf5mYul48ps by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-20T02:27:53Z
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@mentallyalex yas
(DIR) Post #ATnFUOhcgcoCEM55A8 by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-20T02:29:21Z
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@mentallyalex no she’s Jesus but better. I don’t think Jesus sang
(DIR) Post #ATnFUPokXc6TgkQHuS by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-20T02:35:21Z
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@DrKen @mentallyalex who made up? Boy I got some bad news about the Bible..
(DIR) Post #ATnFURAPWZ1ZsDZ6JM by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-20T02:38:03Z
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@DrKen @mentallyalex I think he was giving out free samples of fish and bread or something. People love that shit
(DIR) Post #AToGb2FYrDWtjae0WW by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-19T03:29:26Z
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Feeling cute….might arrest Trump on Tuesday
(DIR) Post #AToJxkHQ8RjqWZ2Cwa by ashinillinois@lor.sh
2023-03-20T13:39:24Z
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[Me flirting] So, is there a talented mrs ripley?