Posts by ashguy@hachyderm.io
(DIR) Post #AVxijndfxD04xlbEp6 by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-05-23T23:47:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts which happens to be great advice.
(DIR) Post #AXTjELLMEytcvmhbSS by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-07-08T08:15:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts weirdly none of them were violent crimes. Mostly unspeakable war tax evasion and unspeakable war petty theft.
(DIR) Post #AXZgSLwbfaI9vzsDIm by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-07-11T05:12:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Strangely we export a lot of Kangaroo to Russia. Very healthy meat-- lean as. Also Kangaroo Sausages are colloquially named Kanga-Bangers. I know I usually correct these with something more absurd... but I'm mixing it up with some facts that are are 100% genuine because its interesting and weird.
(DIR) Post #AY4AR7WkjUTDfWxCjY by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-07-25T22:09:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts yup. If you're tasting a difference it's due to the various radioactive dyes used to colour the cans influencing things. Fortunately it's not a big deal as exposure to this radiation over time results in the permanent loss of the ability to distinguish flavours in this range, so the problem resolves itself.
(DIR) Post #AYMnE0eLnBCh5QjIMC by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-03T21:49:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd go so far as to say *more* meaningful.
(DIR) Post #AYP9AZuE8B45MkD8SW by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-05T01:04:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts depends on what you consider fire resistant of course. Dalmatian's are stable beyond 815 degrees Celsius (great for house fires) whereas something like a Labrador can barely stand 100. Pugs strangely enough are proof to tens of thousands of degrees under experimental conditions, but their short legs and tendency towards grumpiness at such temperatures make them unsuitable for rescue work.
(DIR) Post #AZ91ZsZughm3IMXI3c by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-27T04:16:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts except the first and last ones of course which are used to raise and lower the keyboard to the correct height for the musician.
(DIR) Post #AZGqwsEaaWDyeq0G48 by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-30T22:54:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts a worthy cause.
(DIR) Post #AbZdkCBHV6GBhii6k4 by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-07T20:10:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is largely why Yogis seems so happy all the time.
(DIR) Post #Abc22XbxLfjob6O7SS by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-08T21:55:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts after 300 years of excellence you tend to be a little bigger than the competition.
(DIR) Post #AbehWryuf5MCtncsbo by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-10T06:45:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh they shut that thing down. They were pretty good at covering up when the children got attacked by wolverines but once the kids tactics evolved to start eating them on sight PETA got involved and... well it was a whole thing.
(DIR) Post #AbehtAYqGRG0tR45Ts by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-10T06:50:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts confusingly the tattoos were just a big tattoo of one of his sweaters. Pretty meta I guess...
(DIR) Post #AbfqSHbh3KhVflc4Ku by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-10T20:01:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts fun fact-- due to an extremely complex boolean expression those lines could either mean "delete all bitcoin", or "delete everything in the universe that is not bitcoin". It will be interesting to find out which.
(DIR) Post #AbgjQVwCINo31CNBTc by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-11-11T06:17:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spaghettification. ...I'ma just leave that there for you.