Posts by ashesofisar@dice.camp
 (DIR) Post #AXcihY6oYdx3h7e0nI by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-07-12T16:17:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  Clarence Thomas wears stockings and a white lace bra (that he borrowed from Mike Pence) under his judge's robes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYrc8OMf74BnEFoc4G by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-08-18T18:41:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And Twitter-X only hires candidates who write their resume in crayon.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZGjxacqqJVseikJE0 by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-08-30T21:36:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Did you know:Never in the history of the modern world has a humpback whale been convicted of tax evasion.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZjXaBYI6PJkVASBWq by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-09-13T19:04:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts How about, "Keep doing what you're doing because it makes us smile!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AaQbtu4J47ni8lQiRc by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-10-04T13:45:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts JFK was actually shot by D.B. Cooper, who worked on the movie set where they faked the moon landing.
       
 (DIR) Post #AateTqrzbpC6191NRo by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-10-18T14:01:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts A kid in the third grade told me that beer is made from the bruises in bananas. "And the bruises have to happen naturally," he clarified. "You can't just toss a bunch down the stairs or the beer won't turn out right."
       
 (DIR) Post #AbOnlQWEXWxJGUB3LM by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-11-02T14:41:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Ssshhhhhh. Don't tell anyone!
       
 (DIR) Post #Acbf4nrfmtXKg03q08 by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-12-08T17:27:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ...and when they move out of Oregon to another state, they're forever referred to as Oregones.
       
 (DIR) Post #Acjnt8p2Unn33I1RuC by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-12-12T15:43:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If Tesla made a vaccum cleaner, it would be the first product Elon Musk ever produced that doesn't suck.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad0PQDZ0lWEbGENaGe by ashesofisar@dice.camp
       2023-12-20T15:59:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "All prisons in Virginia are voluntary, meaning that prisoners can come and go as they please." ... erm, I think you're referring to Congress, actually.