Posts by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
(DIR) Post #724000 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-10-24T02:03:36Z
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Thinking about building my identity around a piece of intellectual property so I can be mad about something that doesn't matter for a change
(DIR) Post #770849 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-10-26T01:37:34Z
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@stunt_bird I mean it is the bird site so it's the height of hypocrisy that they'd ban a bird that does stunts
(DIR) Post #770865 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-10-26T01:38:51Z
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@stunt_bird truly a journey
(DIR) Post #770944 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-10-26T01:43:12Z
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Meaning aside, "slime" is just a fantastic sounding word
(DIR) Post #770950 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-10-26T01:44:09Z
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@stunt_bird as the Lord intended
(DIR) Post #893954 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-11-01T02:17:39Z
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Dressing up as Gritty and greeting trick or treaters at the door with candy and antifascist literature
(DIR) Post #1048429 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-11-08T05:25:21Z
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Alexa, make a good toot that people will love. No don't just transcribe this you fucking dipsh
(DIR) Post #1214830 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-11-15T05:03:22Z
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"Michael Bolton? More like Michael HARDon!"-my mom--actually, me----actually, me, to my mom-------not really
(DIR) Post #1229283 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-11-15T19:11:26Z
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Leaving my Halloween display name for the remainder of the year, the Good mirror world version of the Evil person who leaves the Christmas lights up for 3 months
(DIR) Post #1421347 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-11-23T06:16:23Z
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Doing my friends a favor and smashing all their dishes after dinner so that they don't have to be washed
(DIR) Post #1902588 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-12-11T06:36:26Z
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"Sir, this is an Arby's," I say to the drive thru attendant, getting ahead of his mockery.."I know. I work here," he says.
(DIR) Post #2184468 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-09-01T20:19:17Z
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A lot of people don't seem to know this but the first name of the red-dressed plumber guy is "Super", not Mario. Mario is the family name.
(DIR) Post #2185278 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-09-01T22:22:09Z
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Might get wild later and methodically booby-trap my upper middle class home to be ready in the event of oafish burglars attempting to gain entry
(DIR) Post #2226414 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-12-23T16:24:37Z
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Sir, this is a Narby'sDon't you mean "an Arby's."No, I don't. It's Narby's.
(DIR) Post #2235349 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-10-28T00:14:31Z
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Adopt a black cat. They're often disproportionately targeted by animal abusers and/or neglected because of superstitious bullshit.
(DIR) Post #2522952 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2019-01-01T22:14:19Z
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To Air is human, to Bud is canine
(DIR) Post #2856485 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2019-01-11T06:34:41Z
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Once again turned down for a date because the woman at the bar has fallacious reasoning
(DIR) Post #2921530 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2019-01-13T06:02:08Z
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My cat is cooler than you but that's okay I still like you
(DIR) Post #2923031 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2019-01-13T07:03:52Z
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Pretty wild that we still let golf courses exist
(DIR) Post #9gIWZPLHIcXK5WONV2 by ascannerburkely@guillotines.masto.host
2018-08-18T02:24:56Z
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Boost if you spot your kink:* Fat Yoshi* Vaporwave* Breathplay* John McCain's cancer* A wholesome, inclusive environment for your comrades* Mashing the follow button