Posts by andymoose@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AhjUdgh0ebzmZxOxKi by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-10T00:00:03Z
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PM is still too ill to even work from home, and I think I’ve traced when/where he caught the ICantBelieveItsNotCovid™️ - his wife’s birthday bash about a week ago.
(DIR) Post #AhrAqGt9Sd2IUjU1gm by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T03:19:53Z
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The kid has learned to say “what the heck” and it’s hilarious
(DIR) Post #AhrpCwXDIYPSCAaTw0 by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-13T20:18:58Z
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When the US campaigns kick into high gear in October, how hilarious would it be if both candidates came down with covid and were incapacitated.
(DIR) Post #AhyO2yRS11s4YfdKIy by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T01:19:01Z
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Me: what a miserable dayThem: weather-wise?Me: sure, that too.
(DIR) Post #Ahzr79Z3hAGW2eUraa by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T02:35:35Z
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If you aren’t born already inside a pickup truck, you buy one when you turn 18 and then sort of build out your personality around it.
(DIR) Post #Ai1gKG0KLwnMbEDWm8 by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T19:28:10Z
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Is it time to start designing and making our own fascism-compliant N95 level masks?
(DIR) Post #Ai1gKI3Ek6JKwpasaW by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T19:38:06Z
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Depending on your country, something as simple as blinging out a regular n95 with MAGA paraphernalia or Convoy Trucker propaganda might be good enough. Camouflage yourself as an orc so you can pass through Mordor.
(DIR) Post #Ai1gKI7qSxztB7kYls by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T19:33:15Z
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I guess there’s stuff like this, but I get “not a real product” vibe from it https://seeus-95.com/products/transparent-mask-seeus95-light-warrior-clear-mask
(DIR) Post #Ai1gUVDkdJq4gkNiMK by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T19:42:44Z
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@arisummerland it looks fake, but I’d be tempted to order it to see what it’s like. If it’s even likely to ship. Maybe I should buy every “transparent N95” I can find and do a review.
(DIR) Post #Ai1gklIYcocTBYNmnQ by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T20:08:56Z
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@fcktheworld587 @arisummerland I think we have to go well beyond just lips though. The new laws will require that the whole face be visible.
(DIR) Post #AiAB9Cwe2Tc9lkNxIm by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-05-22T22:25:38Z
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Maybe H5N1 will take the fat fuck down once and for all.
(DIR) Post #AibexcLWhh5Uajajbc by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-06-05T04:37:51Z
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@clive NOPE
(DIR) Post #AiszmS6IPSNjvAS32O by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-06-13T02:46:17Z
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Give a man a billionaire and he’ll eat for a week, teach a man how to hunt down billionaires and he’ll save the world and throw a huge BBQ for all his friends.
(DIR) Post #AixxQuh6BrYM774Dei by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-06-15T22:49:00Z
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@ajroach42 I saw an interview with a young Republican man and he was saying how the MAGA takeover goes against his views on racism and women etc. All the while I’m thinking “dude, I hate to tell you this but you are a Democrat, but you just haven’t quite made peace with it yet.”
(DIR) Post #AmFdGgECflZPXJuhcG by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-09-22T02:51:09Z
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Making “What’s the Point” burritos. Part of my “Fuck Everything” nihilistic line of Mexican dishes.
(DIR) Post #An12vanGMlkGDwInqq by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-10-15T02:02:26Z
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@foone move fast and get things wrong.
(DIR) Post #An8qwYIDVMjCZX9RNQ by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-10-18T19:43:48Z
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People who haven’t experienced the Canadian health care system this decade: “if I get sick I’ll just go see a doctor, I don’t know what the big deal is.”
(DIR) Post #AnL43JhtlNe6fBErZI by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-10-14T19:21:26Z
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COVID cough is the new smokers cough.
(DIR) Post #AnlDpDXT2uCVmInn7o by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-11-06T08:40:36Z
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It’s like you shot your toe off and then brought out a shotgun and took the rest of the leg off. #uspol
(DIR) Post #ApSytcHYL3YWZAf0vw by andymoose@mastodon.social
2024-12-26T20:31:43Z
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Boss: we will be trialling the use of AI as a replacement for some of our developer roles in the coming months.Seniors: ok, bye. Boss: where are you going? We still have all these features to build!Seniors: why should we hang around waiting to be replaced? You want to use AI, then go ahead - but we are gone. Best of luck. Boss: but it’s not ready to replace senior devs yet! We just want to replace some junior positions!Seniors: not our problem. Ciao. And….scene.