Posts by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
 (DIR) Post #A026tWl63eJAnrZPpg by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-10-10T21:38:04Z
       
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       Broke: chickens can't flyWoke: chickens can fly just well enough to be a huge pain in the ass
       
 (DIR) Post #A0AGC5qnjB3dNiGx60 by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-10-14T21:08:30Z
       
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       Just got curious about this:At your local hospital ER/A&E, is there a metal detector, doorman, bag inspection, rent-a-cop, or similar security measure that you have to pass through before getting to the front desk?Share your location if you want
       
 (DIR) Post #A0MRrBRB9ydNST8W4u by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-10-20T18:09:07Z
       
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       are you fucking kidding me
       
 (DIR) Post #A0y3HyXSCyLCS2HL4S by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-11-07T19:55:12Z
       
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       Holy shit you guys we get to see WHITE HOUSE DOG PICS again!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #A12j8ciYs4aKCZs7iy by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-11-09T23:44:46Z
       
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       The "taking pictures of bugs" season is over, so I've transitioned into my "picking fights with shitty Tolkien fans" seasonal reddit phase
       
 (DIR) Post #A1b7GkqOiciYrCrYMi by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-11-25T19:53:41Z
       
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       Delightful thing I learned recently in a meeting with the Filipino call center: the word "plantito/plantita" ie. someone who has a lot of house plants
       
 (DIR) Post #A1rjYuUGVgiqlRxBaa by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-12-04T00:53:16Z
       
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       I would love to take a DNA test specifically because my ancestors have been violently displaced (or were otherwise involved in mass migration) so many different times, were often an ethnic minority within their countries, and intermarried with other immigrantsBut even more than that, I don't want to give my DNA to a corporation
       
 (DIR) Post #A1yit5YkJUsf33pKc4 by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-12-08T02:32:43Z
       
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       An extremely fun Crusades Fact is that a non-zero number of European crusaders showed up in the Holy Land, realized that the people who lived there had things like "lots of food" and "advanced medicine" and just... deserted the army to become middle-easterners lol
       
 (DIR) Post #A2fh739BXX9jqp7gPI by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-12-28T18:34:18Z
       
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       I know I was just talking about this a couple of days ago but SO MUCH math, science, engineering, medicine, etc came out of people specifically wanting to show their piety and honor their gods. Over THOUSANDS of years people have pushed the limits of human understanding a little bit further so that they could better understand the mysteries of their religious universe.So again, miss me with "religion is incompatible with science"
       
 (DIR) Post #A2iOGT5BOPWgi8kT68 by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-12-30T04:01:12Z
       
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       Me, a musical hater: "there only good ones are like... West Side Story... Phantom of the Opera... that's it. That's my list of good musicals."My wife, a grown-up theater kid: [light dimming from her eyes as her soul departs her body]
       
 (DIR) Post #A2iOOuhuZKGMhhtHZg by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2020-12-30T04:07:39Z
       
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       @urusan ah yes, "Megamind But Bad"
       
 (DIR) Post #A2ybSibKLS352HtRqa by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-01-06T21:57:03Z
       
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       @alis [bored spongebob fish hiking while on fire meme]
       
 (DIR) Post #A3AUeLoO0CmBZjzDxw by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-01-12T16:37:44Z
       
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       Non-southerners: how do you react to being the subject of the word "y'all"?
       
 (DIR) Post #A3AUwG1YG8qkq0gPaq by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-01-12T17:32:19Z
       
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       @amolith go for it lol
       
 (DIR) Post #A3AmqBWPsrCwJPNF7Q by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-01-12T18:04:19Z
       
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       Literally begging people to understand that "there were times and places in the Middle Ages that queer relationships were more or less tolerated" does NOT mean that any of these societies were actually "queer-friendly"
       
 (DIR) Post #A3DD4yUbavFpN39xFg by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-01-14T00:55:38Z
       
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       I am a good cook, but I'm not very good at making fried eggs
       
 (DIR) Post #A3xFKd1OPscqj3oRdY by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-02-05T03:21:04Z
       
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       Question for fiction writers: what do you think is hardest to write?
       
 (DIR) Post #A5qq2YH1povTWZhez2 by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-04-02T22:24:45Z
       
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       Just saw this on tumblr and I cannot stop laughing
       
 (DIR) Post #ABKkHNBUNQtXOH9pZo by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2021-09-13T22:18:43Z
       
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       "Help! I Couldn't Stop Writing Fake Dear Prudence Letters That Got Published"https://www.gawker.com/media/dear-prudie-it-was-me-all-alongI want to be this person's friend lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AO5dhZexTc0vk4QTRI by alpine_thistle@fandom.ink
       2022-09-30T00:42:36Z
       
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       Baking question for Europeans: is it true that you buy baking soda/baking powder in little individual sachets