Posts by alex@dads.cool
(DIR) Post #ARBJm3Vnti01TBQgaW by alex@dads.cool
2022-12-31T22:27:09Z
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23 skidoo was the bazinga of 1905
(DIR) Post #ARBJm5DRYwV8kor3FQ by alex@dads.cool
2022-12-31T22:28:34Z
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This reminds me of how “I’m A Little Teapot” was a massive hit in 1941, people were going crazy for it
(DIR) Post #ARBJm6Wch7RAoapsmW by alex@dads.cool
2022-12-31T23:17:20Z
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a low-effort #DesignatedDadsiteDinger but I’ll let it stand
(DIR) Post #ARBJm6wr7aQA7x6pfc by alex@dads.cool
2022-12-31T22:31:39Z
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Realizing that “I’m A Little Teapot” (published 1939) is not public domain
(DIR) Post #AREeBWz42WLofkQ8C8 by alex@dads.cool
2023-01-02T14:19:07Z
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@douglasfur exactly right. It would have been a star screw with the little dot in the middle
(DIR) Post #ARL8eWekV3WrcxQ4u0 by alex@dads.cool
2023-01-05T17:34:20Z
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*extremely XTC voice* 🎶 we're only making piles/of laundry 🎶
(DIR) Post #ASP98y27cttzdtKFP6 by alex@dads.cool
2023-02-06T02:22:05Z
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Imagine being an exotic bird or reptile or whathaveyou who got filmed for a big budget BBC nature documentary and you have all the homies over for a watch party and then when you’re on screen they play the silly music under your mating dance. all trombones and slide whistles. you’ll never recover from this
(DIR) Post #ASP990Y6GyfbReIoWe by alex@dads.cool
2023-02-06T12:51:28Z
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Overnight #designateddadsitedinger, still goin
(DIR) Post #ASzazUx4IyutNQgR5k by alex@dads.cool
2023-02-23T22:04:57Z
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@ca_dmv_bot please, shitlord was my father,
(DIR) Post #AU8rrdm5xzbus7cPVQ by alex@dads.cool
2023-03-30T12:30:09Z
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american psycho business card scene but it's dudes in their 30s exchanging speedtest.net results
(DIR) Post #AUVmdX425Mife3a2m8 by alex@dads.cool
2023-04-09T16:56:14Z
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@finn simulator? I hardly truck eur!!
(DIR) Post #AWkdQhZC1EkDM9Wgoi by alex@dads.cool
2023-06-16T12:19:38Z
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putting a flashlight under my chin as I read you the github comment thread on the local-only posting mastodon pull request
(DIR) Post #AXCW23UKb0oJh73GOu by alex@dads.cool
2023-06-29T23:40:13Z
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Container grown in the garden! Year two of the bush
(DIR) Post #AXCW3JnrQGmKaGmxfc by alex@dads.cool
2023-06-29T14:13:16Z
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Went to close the shade and look at this fuckin loaf
(DIR) Post #AXfbj603v8JItH9kUS by alex@dads.cool
2023-07-13T23:58:47Z
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@InternetEh don’t watch any live TV or reality TV (which is scripted but whose writers are uncredited and non union)
(DIR) Post #AXfbm7ho2HPh363p8S by alex@dads.cool
2023-07-14T00:08:27Z
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@InternetEh strike fund: https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage
(DIR) Post #AcnnEEkaKMgkCIH2ky by alex@dads.cool
2023-12-14T13:17:25Z
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If you search “thank my driver” in the Amazon app it will tip your most recent delivery driver $5 out of Amazon’s pocket right now. Don’t shop at Amazon, but if you did at some point this year, send the delivery person that tip
(DIR) Post #AcnnEHtCemMfvtKT6e by alex@dads.cool
2023-12-14T13:21:07Z
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This will continue until Amazon has paid out an absolutely paltry 10 mil
(DIR) Post #Ahgsj7eJfl053aO16e by alex@dads.cool
2024-05-08T18:47:32Z
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#DesignatedDadsiteDinger
(DIR) Post #AitmcrvOR8YUs5PZwW by alex@dads.cool
2024-06-13T22:15:02Z
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Get the fuck outta here