Posts by afeeney@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AWWhZWS7E1MCEJEkka by afeeney@universeodon.com
2023-06-09T18:44:01Z
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#RainbowRailroad announces new partnership with #Canadian government on #LGBTQ #refugees. "Rainbow Railroad is announcing the launch of a new, historic partnership with the Government of Canada, allowing for more LGBTQI+ refugees to safely resettle in Canada. On June 8, the Government of Canada announced a landmark partnership with Rainbow Railroad to identify and refer at-risk LGBTQI+ refugees through the Government-Assisted Refugees (GAR) Program. Through this program, Rainbow Railroad will act as a trusted partner that can refer LGBTQI+ persons for resettlement to Canada." More in the full announcement linked below.https://www.rainbowrailroad.org/the-latest/major-announcement-getting-lgbtqi-people-to-safety-in-canada
(DIR) Post #AXOPaj73yVLur3GyUy by afeeney@universeodon.com
2023-07-05T18:41:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts This stems from a classic case of miscommunication. A German tourist was looking for food to remind her of home and asked for Knackwurst. The shopkeeper didn't understand and so the tourist repeated "Knack, KNACKwurst." Sadly, because she had accidentally used a secret code that wrongfully identified her as a high-level government executive, this was written down by an agent on loan from the US as "Knock knock worst" and encoded into law.
(DIR) Post #AYrNUElzxIPqXYcnKK by afeeney@universeodon.com
2023-08-18T15:28:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts "There's always money in the banana stand." The Fruit Merchant of Venice
(DIR) Post #AaNRMpxtidFAqG99NI by afeeney@universeodon.com
2023-10-03T01:03:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Stop being so modest! Your other exciting hobbies that have caught interstellar attention include:- Signing petitions to get Congress to sing "The wheels on the bus" at the opening and close of each day- Concocting a line of mascara and eyeliner for boa constrictors - Disclaiming responsibility for the assassination of Julius Caesar and fingering Brutus and Cassius- Training a hummingbird to land on Mike Pence's head by showing it videos of that fly