Posts by aethervision@universeodon.com
 (DIR) Post #AX1fCQ17xw1xFdAtuK by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-06-24T19:12:35Z
       
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       Vesper loves to hang out with Xander down by the goat barn, much to Xander’s occasional chagrin. #Caturday #dogsofmastodon #Farmstead
       
 (DIR) Post #AXYbVR5OJdIDoxfnO4 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-07-10T16:42:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You may not understand what they are saying, but some white folks are really yelling at you right now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXagk0QVejIBsIyqnI by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-07-11T16:48:33Z
       
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       @mjg59 During my time at VMware, you could tell the folks that came up through Oracle a mile away. Something about having interned for the Empire before it fell just made them a little…off.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXnFb7OMDaPlACzSue by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-07-17T18:17:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts “How do I make money from this thing?” Shakes cardboard box with ‘Mastodon’ written on it in crayon. “Why is it so confusing?” Starts hitting box with ruler. “ Stupid Mastodon. Dance.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AXrJEcKB9fDAzG2FpQ by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-07-19T17:12:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Sell out. I think I liked you better in your underground period.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXtzs6FiOyQjUYNPmK by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-07-21T00:24:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Okay. But if a fictional creature (a Dingo) eats a real creature (my Baby), is that situation known as Schrödinger’s Snack?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXwWXpvj422XsetN9k by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-07-22T05:39:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Also included a cover of Closer with the line changed to: “I wanna f*** you like an aminal”.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJBkbG8ppH4ABdiAi by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-08-02T04:05:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts - impersonating a mushroom in a non-consensual manner.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYaq62GfggfceILfzU by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-08-10T16:27:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Forget the Muppets, here comes the Sid & Marty Croft 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnM27MT2dzIrGs3U0 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-08-16T16:16:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If they take enough loot, it’s known as a Grand Mall Seizure.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa6Ip2447muXCY5Ao4 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-09-24T18:37:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My favorite Spice Girls bit was when they joined together Voltron-style into All Spice and destroyed Right Said Fred in the Battle of One Hit Wonders.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbROp7GU9XT9KPLyj2 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-11-03T20:45:39Z
       
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       @Aviva_Gary @StillIRise1963 The TV show Friends would have been much more entertaining if it were called Enablers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRPcXY9DOAl2TBLe4 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-11-03T20:54:45Z
       
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       @Aviva_Gary @StillIRise1963 Good job being an enabler enabler.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbnccRZjiNWdavBPo8 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-11-14T14:04:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What a friend we have in cheeses.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbqOuFGzv3CcCXUacS by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-11-15T22:13:56Z
       
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       @w7voa That's like having a favorite strain of measles.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac5FgCL82mXepi3Bnk by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-11-23T02:11:43Z
       
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       @stux Meanwhile, Americans are sitting in a big glass house reaching for a bag of rocks and limbering up their throwing arm.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcJNAj0SZedaj6KDk8 by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-11-29T21:41:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts “carelessly”
       
 (DIR) Post #AcbfdxfJLCxxCx2kOO by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-12-08T17:33:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Nice try, Tron, but that’s clearly a Skynet logo y’all are rocking on those caps. #AIHockeyMakesTheBabyJesusCry
       
 (DIR) Post #AdBNUhpSufAkSj0bNA by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-12-25T22:59:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Otherwise, it’s just sparkling cirrhosis.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdCzIU9ruEr80J702C by aethervision@universeodon.com
       2023-12-26T17:38:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Isn’t microdosing just homeopathy for techbros?