Posts by a_lizard@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #A6qkeT1FAfqV3WXlWi by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-02T02:37:32Z
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(DIR) Post #A6t587TGEnlkJQz8Qy by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-03T23:18:08Z
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tombs are kinda fucking epic, like a guy will be like "you know what i want for my corpse? a big death house, thanks" and people would just do it cause it paid
(DIR) Post #A6t5893oKObFF55q2i by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-03T23:19:11Z
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theyre also one of the most enduring buildings we tend to build, so these monuments to dead people kinda become a tomb stone on their society
(DIR) Post #A6tDyXvbulq73lktHc by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-04T01:01:18Z
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@soft me when the big red nose is clogging the pores of my nose again 😔
(DIR) Post #A6wF2A831bu5pljz6m by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-05T11:54:12Z
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one day i will find my short king and beat him senseless, and activity we'd both enjoy in this hypothetical
(DIR) Post #A6wFBn7fPrKHNT9bto by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-05T11:58:34Z
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@soft smh, gamers
(DIR) Post #A6wKdEjdMTaWbaoq8m by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-05T11:58:53Z
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when will i learn.... that my actions have consequences
(DIR) Post #A6xXXToXsTD0CIf4nw by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-06T02:50:06Z
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nothing is funnier too me than "i have never been an art fan in my life"
(DIR) Post #A6xXZOPUwMsg14rFmi by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-06T02:58:15Z
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i have never been a fan of art in my life
(DIR) Post #A6xdhdBoTUmptYlhz6 by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-06T03:10:31Z
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never been an art fan in my life. this twink yoda is making me emotional
(DIR) Post #A6zg3oIqQN8oxSgH8y by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:29:20Z
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guy: you still use an mp3 player with wired headphones???same guy: hey do you have 2 usb c chargers cause i listened to music for an hour
(DIR) Post #A6zg3pwwImo846RoHI by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:33:17Z
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"why is the desktop version of [thing] dogshit?"either:1. they can gather much more data from ur phone, hence trying to railroad you into apps2. they just use a webbrowser with the mobile site loaded as desktop app
(DIR) Post #A6zg3rW4TeVIvLtNg0 by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:34:16Z
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remember that fucking sonos speaker that got bricked by an update cause they want you to get new ones?
(DIR) Post #A6zg3tBwFTaW7UUKZc by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:34:25Z
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the future fucking sucks
(DIR) Post #A6zg3unYH7Gl6R5sq8 by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:35:40Z
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technology companies can just, sell anything up to and including data about your heartbeat, which i feel like should fall under some fucking medical laws?
(DIR) Post #A6zg3wZRgXAqbGVe88 by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:37:44Z
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"my watch can detect when i'm getting excited about something i'm seeing on my phone, which can help companies target ads to me better"FUTURE
(DIR) Post #A6zg3yALkoHvY0mdI8 by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-05-07T03:39:54Z
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saw someone calculate that buying an album off someones bandcamp for 20 bux is about what theyd make if you streamed their music on spotify for a year and a half straight
(DIR) Post #A8tmKA7RwVR7aLNcbQ by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2020-10-11T01:16:05Z
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(DIR) Post #A8tmKAfTtyetHtIneC by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2020-10-11T01:24:07Z
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(DIR) Post #AX9Wm95dWCFWukbB2W by a_lizard@mastodon.online
2021-02-12T14:17:20Z
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what euros say: "race works differently here"what they mean: "we have racial slurs for people from countries you have never even heard of"