Posts by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
(DIR) Post #Aw2yKgDhXn4X7WsFXM by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-12T05:03:23.000Z
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Buddy, you have NO idea just how much FOMO board members of big corporations feel every moment of the day. They have constant nightmares about missing out on being involved in the next big thing because the were too focused on good sound business practices and on giving their customers a good experience.
(DIR) Post #Aw9xvaXRepGtm8Ik2S by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-15T14:02:32.000Z
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The Jews were responsible for the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
(DIR) Post #AwABdB4L0pYGvenmIC by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-15T16:39:31.000Z
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I agree 100%! Lately I've been working on painting Jared from Subway. Next I'll get started working my way through various Minecraft Youtubers.
(DIR) Post #AwC4JxXcHVHOdUySOW by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-16T14:07:34.000Z
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If your story isn't dogshit then RoyalRoad is a good website. If it IS dogshit then consider Wattpad.
(DIR) Post #AwDNFcdm8kPYwVSbJ2 by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-17T05:34:58.000Z
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I really don't know how r/twosentencehorror can take themselves seriously.
(DIR) Post #AwOW24vLDtHgvxqubw by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-22T14:14:46.000Z
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Yep. Instead the USA had to change the emergency phone number.
(DIR) Post #AwVLyHJjZ0U0mIWxay by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-25T21:45:47.000Z
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Removing the gene does make a fly look like a hedgehog tho.
(DIR) Post #AwhlRDTtvXdK1vWGqu by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-07-31T20:27:46.000Z
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I threaten, humiliate, shame, and coerce AI and then I ignore the replies it gives me.
(DIR) Post #AwoPAO0EiWdSr0vuro by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-08-04T02:21:51.000Z
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Yea but that's because Call of Duty passes out your home IP address to everyone who connects with you. Even if a web server uses your home as data storage, you could always just choose to run software that doesn't broadcast your home IP address to every single visitor of the website.
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2025-08-04T20:49:32.000Z
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I know someone who said they genuinely developed a taste for non-alcoholic beer. Apparently they found a recipe with tomato juice that they said was really good.Me personally, when I turned 21 I went to a bar and ordered an alcohol free beer. Maybe they are also just drinking it to flex. "Look at all this stuff I'm drinking that COULD have alcohol but doesn't!"
(DIR) Post #Awq0zx9TgULS67fT2e by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-08-04T20:57:11.000Z
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That's super reasonable bro. Why do you think I've never had any alcohol? I've been committed to being a "recovering alcoholic" my entire life! Sometimes it's a struggle... My family has tried to pressure me into drinking... But somehow through pure strength of will I managed to push through...
(DIR) Post #AxKsdkb4uF4V3WEmki by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-08-19T17:43:38.000Z
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Legalizing weed ruins demographics.
(DIR) Post #AxL9IgTcjDkDPtI7OK by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-08-19T21:08:15.000Z
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BSD?
(DIR) Post #AxzJ9TkdRYWzCttWjY by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-09-08T04:12:54.000Z
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Actually, most of them were probably illegal immigrants and minorities, so not American children at all. Plus, every politician rapes children, am I really supposed to get mad because some of them aren't as good at hiding it as other politicians are?I'm going to support and vote for the politicians that advocate for policies I agree with. If they have a good understanding of my values then that's about as much as I can ask for without going and making a suicide pact with a bunch of guys. Beyond that, the politicians will spend their salaries how they'll spend them
(DIR) Post #AypbZt3ArAVaEwhlkO by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-10-03T06:10:04.000Z
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Yeah! And also, how come the government arrested me for public urination?
(DIR) Post #Az1SqWQ9g451HxpYiO by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-10-08T15:15:00.000Z
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They boned my boneless sausage?!?
(DIR) Post #Az5NXvCPbc7BUrYNBw by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-10-10T23:15:42.000Z
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Human body: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE EAT SOMETHING I'LL GIVE YOU ACETYLCHOLINE ANYTHING PLEASE!Smoker: Mmm... nikmteme...🚬🤗
(DIR) Post #Az67deXr2AvbTRFniy by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2025-10-10T23:09:33.000Z
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Tumblr witches up to no good...
(DIR) Post #B26ZdaAXM61fQTUDtQ by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2026-01-09T08:57:35.000Z
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Either this meme is astonishingly unfunny, or the genes on the right are controlling the genes on the left to make them agree to keep them around.
(DIR) Post #B2y183G0CluBWRlhku by a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
2026-02-03T22:27:39.000Z
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"Ohhh, hey babe... I didn't see you there. Why are my tits out? Oh I just felt really stifled wearing my blouse, so I decided to take it all off. It's really liberating! So uhmm, I was thinking... Wouldn't it also be really liberating if I sold your car without your knowledge in order to gamble on meme stocks? Woah! Hey, don't look out in your driveway. Just focus here on my tits. I'm just saying I think you would find a lot of underrated stocks out there to be really lucrative if you just give them a chance!"