Posts by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AUA15uKbRBMKhnirr6 by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-03-31T02:25:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'mma just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU
(DIR) Post #AUPpe8bUtMk6tUVQGm by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-07T17:32:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts [applauds]
(DIR) Post #AUW80hvfx9fB2aZ03U by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-10T18:26:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts "The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the profits." - from ππ°π―π΅πΊ ππΊπ΅π©π°π―'π΄ πππΊπͺπ―π¨ ππͺπ³π€πΆπ΄, "Intermission" (S1E13)
(DIR) Post #AUWpNx5E4a8KjIMQme by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-11T02:32:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts [applauds]
(DIR) Post #AUcTAfu94TQ8YSy2oy by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-13T19:51:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't remember where, but I seem to recall hearing that Biblical scholars are pretty sure it was a pomegranate. Definitely not an apple, at any rate.
(DIR) Post #AUj7V5veqSyIDHRm4m by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-17T00:51:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know about organs, but a real skeleton did turn up in a dark ride once. https://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/04/11/the_corpse_of_elmer_mccurdy_and_how_it_ended_up_in_a_long_beach_fun_park.html
(DIR) Post #AUqfYHfMQ79I23Egr2 by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-20T16:16:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts [applauds]
(DIR) Post #AV62tB1xUxSbqn8WKO by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-28T02:18:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, a team of adventurers that conducts an ambush is a surprise party.
(DIR) Post #AVBzrLobISTxny5Mau by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-30T23:12:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts How old was Diaper Man of "The Mighty Heroes"?
(DIR) Post #AbPLF6uLJam7cJDSqm by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-11-02T20:55:24Z
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@clive Just because we know a picture is worth a thousand words doesn't mean that coming up with those words is easy or even desirable, but it is often noble, and usually brave.
(DIR) Post #AbfeXrlepvo9oyAZjU by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-11-10T16:51:19Z
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@stux I interned at the lottery company GTech in the mid-90s and one of the first things they had me doing was swapping disc platters just like those.
(DIR) Post #AccgusJInY1UdQL07s by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-12-09T05:21:05Z
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@clive Could be worse. A program once asked me for a master password, so I entered "goshujinsama".
(DIR) Post #AcoRpDSY5PDt4h1djM by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-12-14T21:29:03Z
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@clive I'm not (yet) of an occupation to get pitches, but I am reminded of when UnitedHealthcare sent me a letter correctly noting that I had not had a PAP smear done and recommended I did so.TWICE. Two separate letters. Several months apart, at least.I'm with Neighborhood Health Plan of RI now. I prefer insurers that have my basic physiology correct.
(DIR) Post #AcwSrLtITeLCVl7Ctc by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-12-18T17:48:24Z
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@clive Nothing of value, at least not while Monster and C4 energy drinks exist.
(DIR) Post #AcwZ5nc2nx9YGfJkUC by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-12-18T19:28:11Z
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@clive I've tried coffee on occasion and it has never been agreeable to me. But if it works for you, more power to you. (Incidentally, there are coffee-based Monster drinks, but I can't say much about them. I just know they exist.)
(DIR) Post #An4vzZmu7qGbDRvWCG by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2024-10-16T23:03:55Z
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@foone That happened to me as well, with TWO letters from my insurance provider at the time (which is no longer my provider, thank sanity). Also, I'm cishet male.
(DIR) Post #AtQ9EWBKjuxL4Lp08O by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2025-04-24T15:53:45Z
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@foone Triscuit and Club are the other two types of crackers, in case anyone was curious
(DIR) Post #Aud7B8oydEfpeKSZii by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2025-05-29T20:31:37Z
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@vaurora Oh boy, I get to post this again:
(DIR) Post #AyXdBjlcQEA9YtpLSC by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2025-09-24T19:10:31Z
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@maxleibman [insert Windows 9 joke here]
(DIR) Post #Az2wmTVDmFRgrX98ue by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2025-10-09T22:28:42Z
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@wjmaggos I don't own any Cards Against Humanity sets. That is very much an intentional, conscious decision. But this? This will be my first.