Posts by Zoe@witches.live
(DIR) Post #9npGU28sr81YdoGnZ2 by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T19:39:51Z
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@Blakely
(DIR) Post #9npIQ12jCWDvyvbQGG by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T20:01:40Z
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@anna
(DIR) Post #9npQliIoMFZ3rYyz0i by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T21:35:24Z
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breaking the wheel of discourse with my lethal unshaven thighs
(DIR) Post #9npWxf7Yc04pCBncvo by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T22:44:53Z
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listening to reply all on feral hogs and losing my fucking mind
(DIR) Post #9npXAWN2SN1Xp0AkDI by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T22:46:08Z
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@pbandkate they are sniping hogs from hot air balloons holy shit
(DIR) Post #9npZ1nSpjZHW8cqmzw by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:07:19Z
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@pbandkate she was yelling full volume about communist zaddies and alienation to be specific
(DIR) Post #9npZCw8VpabgDheol6 by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:08:38Z
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if you are in the bay in the right spot at the right time and you listen closely you can hear my tiny screaming girlfriend yelling about lacanian desire
(DIR) Post #9npZVNFRliIvWCgzku by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:13:01Z
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kate isnt actually that small she just has extreme smol girl energy
(DIR) Post #9npZcq9Qhrb7BcRE9o by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:14:30Z
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@selina i believe in you 🙏 🖤
(DIR) Post #9npadr9sXyQaYPhFmi by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:26:00Z
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sksksksksksksksksksk*you turn around to see me skittering toward you with all eight legs at frightening speed*
(DIR) Post #9npb4tKoYz1d7fheW8 by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:30:36Z
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@Pixley *nervous laughter* yeah sure would be just absolutely wild if someone started an anon google doc that cataloged them all and tracked their locations with lat/long 😅
(DIR) Post #9npd1ZE74HL1nY6wpk by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:52:27Z
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@pbandkate *forming mouth into perfect oval and yelling in loud monotone* got em
(DIR) Post #9npddPqsN6ITj8I1xY by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:58:04Z
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was slightly worried about my posture so i've been practicing when i walk to better support my spine; at this point i can scuttle with my back perfectly straight at almost 30 mph if i use all eight legs and i think thats a great thing! currently having kate knit me sockies so i can also be eerily silent
(DIR) Post #9npddUFU1YMDMbpjs0 by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:59:14Z
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i realize its not polite to use imperial measurements because most people are on metric - its simpler to just remember this is faster than any human can run
(DIR) Post #9npdgJJ5A8DaIRraHA by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-11T23:59:35Z
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@suzukipeach two leggie people are still valid mo 💕
(DIR) Post #9npdjsZiUZq2Y2LUO0 by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-12T00:00:00Z
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i realize its not polite to use imperial measurements because most people are on metric - its simpler to just remember this is faster than any human - even you reading this - can run
(DIR) Post #9npdqcDrgkj9rJKwMK by Zoe@witches.live
2019-06-16T10:30:05Z
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Nothing kate ever posts will fully convey what its like to be in her presence, so here is a clip of her singing along to the deadwood theme in an impossibly adorable way while smoking a joint
(DIR) Post #9npeyT6rYPWxrmN0Eq by Zoe@witches.live
2019-10-12T00:14:16Z
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@thatgirllily it's the one service i provide 🙏
(DIR) Post #9nvRvsZZlSP7aVMisy by Zoe@witches.live
2019-08-09T02:40:34Z
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"don't talk to me before i've had my coffee!" i scream cheerfully - slamming my now bleeding palm repeatedly on the bell at the hotel reception desk - its clinging echoing wildly in the empty lobby as i turn my head robotically, eyes popped and bloodshot, roving for prey
(DIR) Post #9nvRvt4Pun4f89nLxQ by Zoe@witches.live
2019-08-09T02:41:57Z
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"somebodys got a case of the mondays!" i bellow, kicking in door after door, swinging my machete wildly at empty air, sucking humid air through clenched teeth, sure as the grave that those i hunt lurk around the next carpeted hallway corner