Posts by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AWqph7q4TJXHrzmJwu by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-06-18T18:25:17Z
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My wife said the best sex she ever had was when I role played as a masked intruder.I had no idea what she was talking about.
(DIR) Post #AWvOSfRJXLy0lTsag4 by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-06-21T15:12:48Z
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Won’t that end up doubling the number of homeless people?
(DIR) Post #AWz4juJ2Hvps7tjkPI by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-06-23T13:08:37Z
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It’s rained 13 days in a row here, so I’m going to go ahead and build an Ark.
(DIR) Post #AX7kjYtC9P6F6RWOWm by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-06-27T15:09:23Z
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I pulled up next to a beautiful woman at a stop light. Right then she rolled down her window, so I rolled down mine.She looked over at me and said “Did you fart, too?”
(DIR) Post #AXGYn2xnLFcEDZCwUa by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-01T23:43:18Z
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I’ve been very outdoorsy today:- drank at the pool- drank at a rooftop restaurant - about to go drink at an outside taproom
(DIR) Post #AXKQOVK2kG4fvlExIO by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-01T13:44:22Z
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Motivational AF
(DIR) Post #AXMBcA3bUlHv2HWazQ by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T23:50:02Z
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I could go the entirety of the rest of my life not hearing or seeing the name Kardashian and that would be A-ok with me.
(DIR) Post #AXR2nOUHrHvgTLQTqL by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-07T01:07:09Z
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My friends say I’m always so tight with my money, so I bought them a beer.Turns out they wanted a whole beer for each of them.
(DIR) Post #AXZ6n6hPwsVINtMkIC by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-10T20:19:38Z
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First Baptist getting freaky deaky
(DIR) Post #AXwCLVQZT4PfjdA8uG by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-22T00:08:39Z
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A pottery furnace exploded.They had to notify the next of kiln.
(DIR) Post #AXzY0L8BKtwWBXkljU by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-07-22T13:46:48Z
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The inventor of autocorrect deid.The funnerel will be held tomato.
(DIR) Post #AYJ36qsaXc4HOL9svI by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-01T14:01:50Z
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A pervert flashed two old women in the park last night.One of them had a stroke.The other one couldn’t quite reach it.
(DIR) Post #AYK9ytXndy64B0Y0Yq by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T14:45:50Z
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I wonder if that’s part of the Sunday School lesson.
(DIR) Post #AYSZFBCCbtk6SXLxuS by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-06T16:33:14Z
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Any other residences have 3 coffee drinkers and 26 coffee mugs?
(DIR) Post #AYSfDDRhsBsaaF3IDw by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-06T17:47:52Z
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@khoji touché
(DIR) Post #AYWdJg3SzmzRm4VV8C by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T15:18:34Z
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Apparently I am now my wife’s sexual advisor.She told me that if she wants my fucking advice, she’ll ask for it.
(DIR) Post #AYjsyJTNssHXygwYpE by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-14T16:34:32Z
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Excellent!
(DIR) Post #AYpI6HtzmYbtCwCqHI by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-03-17T17:49:30Z
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Scrolling Mastodon while getting your nails done is called a mani/pedi/fedi
(DIR) Post #AZExIpui6jAfEwdnou by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T13:25:30Z
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Last night I drank to excessTonight I will drink to INXS
(DIR) Post #AbgHPp8ccs8zYr4DJ2 by Wilbur72@mastodon.social
2023-11-09T16:55:47Z
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It’s always “MAN overboard “Apparently women are born with something that keeps them from falling off ships.