Posts by Watamelon@poa.st
 (DIR) Post #AzlrJL1MZZtjdFonzs by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T14:29:44.131916Z
       
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       @warmbeverageenjoyer @professionalbigot69 My lawyer has advised me not to truthfully respond to this post
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlteYSG1NptHmduLY by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T14:28:32.645329Z
       
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       @YeetLibs I honestly thought she quit years ago only to see she's tweaking out on streams again. I feel bad for her
       
 (DIR) Post #AzltwucCMty3EA2ups by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T14:58:12.523225Z
       
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       @YeetLibs That's the main reason I figured she already graduated. I hope this can only go well for her assuming nothing even worse happens in the meantime
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlwCnNXF0aDKEtAau by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T14:07:43.474222Z
       
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       Behold. My plapfoid
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlwQjl9Ueqe9gaEMK by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:25:26.141925Z
       
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       @Ghislaine @john_darksoul I'd get about 40 a month every month. It doesn't actually stop even when you tell them directly you don't need it anymore, and the balance increases indefinitely and doesn't actually expire. In theory, it's so you can get stuff every other month while also working. In actuality, well you already know
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlxFjOoanmlo4S2XQ by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:35:39.819661Z
       
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       @SuperSnekFriend @branman65 Hrrrm... Whiiiis... There's a fertile plapfoid on my timeline, Whiiiis. Fetch me my gooning accessories, hrrm.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azly9RlxJcbPM3qI8u by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:43:50.521739Z
       
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       @bronzeagebond I bet Negev has custom robotic mechanical can opener teeth to perform over six million circumcisions per minute in her assigned duties of international espionage
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlyjhPgdmVmHyiFX6 by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:41:34.620615Z
       
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       @Ghislaine Dinolad looks so happy to be free. If only they knew what mpreg and vtubers were
       
 (DIR) Post #Azlyr6OUA5HRnAgGsy by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:27:46.015212Z
       
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       @john_darksoul @Ghislaine That's for a single person/"household". If you're married and/or have kids you get more, I think the cap is 200 per family per month. Multiple "households"/individuals can get on it as well and you'll keep it even if you move in somewhere else later on. It's wild
       
 (DIR) Post #Azlyr7xGMGh2dJxYjQ by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:32:40.826618Z
       
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       @john_darksoul @Ghislaine I wouldn't be surprised if they just hit a roulette in the state offices to see what you get in determination since it's all over the place for recipients even in the same states, even if your cost of living in your location turbodiddymolests your income source(s)
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlyrCP3orJ0QgzocC by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:53:30.371824Z
       
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       @Wiz @bronzeagebond I miss my foreskin bottom text
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlzJ1lMyN7DXPhUNU by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:58:53.180789Z
       
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       @professionalbigot69 @mac_ack @creamqueen Total and Complete McDonalds Soul Rape. #rapegrimace
       
 (DIR) Post #Azm07j8lyELqY9p3iK by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T16:07:43.201883Z
       
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       Behold: the festive plapfoid in her natural habitat. Observe the orange autism creature with great interest
       
 (DIR) Post #Azm0FwQQShuY4IzqOe by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T16:09:21.034528Z
       
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       @Mamako @Wiz @hispanicweeb I was wondering how much breastmilk she could produce already. Fascinating
       
 (DIR) Post #AzmEFqqWbTkS7j3UmG by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T15:33:37.726755Z
       
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       @karn @YeetLibs I hope she returns to talk about omegaverse mpreg for several hours in detail
       
 (DIR) Post #AzmFOlaxb0v0OkaeTQ by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T18:58:50.691432Z
       
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       @graf @grey Is the fentanyl kosher my good sir?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzmLwUIH1ndEJGJQEi by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-10-31T14:29:08.105858Z
       
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       @MelGibsonafter4Beers @Eleutheria2 @ArdainianRight Dying Light 4 (3 just released)
       
 (DIR) Post #B0uTlxGJSMH8QBgwlM by Watamelon@poa.st
       2025-12-04T15:05:01.072869Z
       
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       I am plapfoiding it
       
 (DIR) Post #B1pdb38Pci3ZT9uD9k by Watamelon@poa.st
       2026-01-01T05:56:48.494211Z
       
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       Behold. One (1) plapfoid poast as the year ends (I still have four minutes at the time of writing and poasting.)
       
 (DIR) Post #B1pw3bJfvdRclUwChs by Watamelon@poa.st
       2026-01-01T06:44:18.394894Z
       
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       @Goalkeeper Sloppy job, Mossad! :watamelon: