Posts by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #APXJIYchsW53rdQRUG by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2022-11-12T16:17:34Z
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Bring me your rough edges, your grammatical oopses, your overshares, your poorly executed puns. An unbungled toot I cannot abide.
(DIR) Post #AQZup5os5SgFQol1Jw by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2022-12-13T17:57:07Z
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Doodle nonsense swears on all your plain Band-Aids to make boo-boo time more whimsical. GᑌᗰᗰY ᗷOOᗰIEᔕᖴᒪIᑭ ᗪOᑎGᒪEᗷᑌᗰᗯᑌᗰᑭᔕTᖇᑌᗰᗷᒪETᗯITᗯᗩᑎGEᖇᔕ
(DIR) Post #AQhoN58A0fPEj5ieP2 by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2022-12-16T12:54:00Z
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Gonna start calling my vagina “my assassination coordinates”.
(DIR) Post #ARSPtRSMpmKLF7FJQG by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-01-09T04:36:09Z
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I am indispensable, like the soap in a Wendy’s bathroom.
(DIR) Post #AS150XtSrxV7dF6ufI by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-01-25T19:09:40Z
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Someday you will meet someone who laughs at all your jokes. Do not trust this person. They are most likely a spy, or a Scientologist. Your jokes are terrible.
(DIR) Post #ASCavlCrHOLAkFVFMu by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-01-30T18:16:43Z
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The most exceptional thing about America is how you can, in an instant, lose access to healthcare because you were so sick you dared to access that healthcare during paid time off from the job that healthcare is necessarily attached to. America is exceptionally cruel and wantonly greedy when it comes to…everything…but especially a suffering-mitigating, lifesaving public good that *everyone* should have full access to, without bankrupting themselves. Healthcare is a human right.
(DIR) Post #ASHKS5754WltKlHZsu by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-02-02T19:20:50Z
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@inklings The plans offered through marketplaces in many states (esp red ones) are atrocious and prohibitively expensive. In KS and MO, for example, there were only 2 options when I last checked during open enrollment and their premiums and deductibles were extraordinarily high. And you lose a job by accessing healthcare by getting COVID, needing to take sick days to protect your coworkers and to heal, and getting fired for doing so. (Most US states are at-will anyway.)
(DIR) Post #ASHMUjcRdvNfRqLUu0 by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-02-02T19:43:43Z
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@inklings You get sick. You use the PTO you have accumulated (if you’re lucky and have access to any) to take the appropriate number of days off to recover and to be safe to return to work. Your employer fires you, not needing to cite a reason because you live in an at-will employment state but doing so anyway—too many days off. You now lose your employer-based health insurance. Ta-da.
(DIR) Post #ASHO2rF7u63WtRH20m by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-02-02T19:47:29Z
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@inklings The window for open enrollment has passed. And even if it had not, you have no income but since you had taxable income LAST YEAR that prevented any financial assistance, you cannot access any now. No health insurance. For accessing healthcare.
(DIR) Post #ASt7ZcyBoBh561lB56 by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-02-21T00:38:35Z
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There are no good presidents. Nope, not that one. Not that one either.
(DIR) Post #ATWpbh0yONFfawYDzs by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-03-12T04:38:01Z
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All these years later and no one has ever explained to me the difference between a cornflake girl and a raisin girl.
(DIR) Post #ATWpxFZv5328sDAzx2 by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-03-12T04:46:27Z
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@wjmaggos (I’ve had the song stuck in my head for three days and it’s been driving me zonkers. I finally googled my query and the answer is…fine. But the song is still broken-record-ing me.)
(DIR) Post #ATWrGF5lDGtSoxgpAe by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-03-12T05:01:07Z
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@wjmaggos That is lovely. It reminds me (on a deeper level, perhaps) of how I enjoyed the way music was used in the short-lived Netflix series Everything Sucks! and how it accentuated the main character’s discovery of her own sexuality and her growth (as much as was possible in one season). It’s so much the way I experienced music as a teen as well and, in some ways, still do.
(DIR) Post #AWyTOKvivKNS1ZgSki by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2023-06-22T19:23:49Z
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“I don’t put my butthole on you, okay? Why do you feel the need to put your butthole on me?”—Things I Say to My Dog That I Don’t Say to Anyone Else
(DIR) Post #AklySYcT0gzruNSDhI by UndeadRed85@mstdn.social
2024-08-08T23:48:04Z
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@stux Animals are absolutely amazing. 🤩