Posts by UnFitz@mstdn.party
(DIR) Post #ARZr0ZJcwCfPPqXwcC by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-12T19:42:32Z
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Mykonos #photography
(DIR) Post #ARc9gl4To8GHWreGtU by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-13T10:59:25Z
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OCD sext:I want to bend you over my desk so you can organize my post-it notes by size and color. Wait, you're doing it wrong. Blue first.
(DIR) Post #ARdXw8qcHXFZfizaIS by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-14T14:35:38Z
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#photography #naturephotography #butterfly
(DIR) Post #ARgUBpG93s2zD92IyG by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-15T20:52:58Z
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Please listen carefully as our menu has changed.Press 1 for random clicking.Press 2 for endless menus.Press 3 to be summarily disconnected.Press 4 for the wrong department.Press 5 for someone who hates their job and does not give a fuck about your problem.
(DIR) Post #ARj1FcZ1tFg7naCrRY by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-16T19:22:32Z
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Sure, capitalism isn’t ideal. But without it, how would we find the beginning of a sentence?
(DIR) Post #ARnnxkBmTTsIcZHEci by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-19T10:27:06Z
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If you're not great at poetry, then best leave it to the prose.
(DIR) Post #ARo5ExyOB4O5VzoLbM by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2022-11-23T11:00:13Z
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Her: You’ve changed.Chameleon: Jesus, Brenda, not this again.
(DIR) Post #ARuwMEzNlu6sprOBfs by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-22T18:39:14Z
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“What am I…chopped liver?”- chopped liver becoming self-aware
(DIR) Post #ARxFfkonwRycV3NaYS by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-23T23:12:37Z
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Novels and films about dark, dystopian futures lost their appeal once we started living in a dark, dystopian present.
(DIR) Post #AS2YwXKEERPYUgaqxc by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2022-12-08T20:28:56Z
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If you apply enough heat and pressure to Kid Rock he transforms into Neil Diamond.
(DIR) Post #AS4F9lDuGFUGayaIls by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-26T12:24:07Z
1 likes, 3 repeats
Scarce swallowtail, Occitanie, France #photography #butterflies #naturephotography
(DIR) Post #AS8xSRQFHINdIjuhcG by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-29T18:02:59Z
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Street scene, NYC #photography #nightphotography
(DIR) Post #ASCjbqTKtJ2ks8myDg by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-31T13:01:53Z
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Rare image of a Mastodon server under DDoS attack
(DIR) Post #ASHB1Lh2QA2dLjHNc8 by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-02-02T11:02:12Z
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“Etoile d’Ouchy,” sculpture by Angel Duarte
Lausanne, Switzerland#photography #sculpture
(DIR) Post #ASHBLV63AXBOIzaUVM by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-02-02T17:35:17Z
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@adamasnemesis Thank you!
(DIR) Post #ASHFAAcfLkiDRChDxw by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-01-15T10:42:49Z
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I like my women like I like my Starbucks. Expensive, bitter and calling me by the wrong name.
(DIR) Post #ASIl2g224xEiE4zYSO by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-02-03T10:35:38Z
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Flight and shadowVenice Beach, CA#photography #BlackAndWhite #monochrome
(DIR) Post #ASIl6jvhWpuDTPy3Zg by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-02-03T11:17:06Z
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I’ve never paid for sex.*looks at kids’ tuition bills*Well, not on the front end.
(DIR) Post #ASIzX1yITF1cJhc2SG by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-02-02T16:57:57Z
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One day you’re young and the next thing you know you need a “strategy” to get up out of a chair.
(DIR) Post #ASLOyI0toyrr3iqPbc by UnFitz@mstdn.party
2023-02-04T18:06:32Z
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Rare capture of mass migration from mstdn.party to other servers