Posts by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AWZve1zXt2Ni2OnVHk by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-06-10T13:09:21Z
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Sorry, can’t. The wife and I are redecorating the bathroom this weekend. We’re going with “Postmodern Document Box.” It’s all the rage.
(DIR) Post #AWihyN8sTRqNMDbmyG by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-06-15T13:07:40Z
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You can’t embarrass me. My parents practiced disco dancing in our living room while my friends were over.
(DIR) Post #AWqdtemSccsS3uIZWa by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-06-19T10:03:31Z
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If you’re wondering how punctuation can be used to create suspense,
(DIR) Post #AWr97aAzdPRaPntTBg by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-06-18T21:07:22Z
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Me: You hurt my feeling.Her: Don’t you mean feelings?Me: Nah. I cut way back on that shit.
(DIR) Post #AWtOq25B81ZpKpkOPI by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-02-18T10:43:14Z
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Tomorrow is another day. Because that’s how calendars work.
(DIR) Post #AWzPVwH6GmVtDR0oSW by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-02-20T11:48:18Z
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If you're not great at poetry, then best leave it to the prose.
(DIR) Post #AXJzzrQwnii6Sa3fDE by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-03T10:03:55Z
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It’s true. Losing one sense enhances others.For example, you lost your sense of humor but your sense of entitlement is through the roof.
(DIR) Post #AXMHDGurSKhEnHwzj6 by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-04T17:56:10Z
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Thoughts and prayers for my 7-year-old who says she having an “extra stencil crisis.”
(DIR) Post #AXUOaRjrEy3xFyoulk by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-07T12:53:01Z
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I'm a people person.Mmmf. Sorry, my mouth was full. Let me try again.I'm a pizza person.
(DIR) Post #AXXeNHvcaKCXo5wxN2 by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-09T23:13:57Z
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Big Butler County Fair, yesterday #photography #fairgroundride #colorsplash
(DIR) Post #AXfXy9xv3lPdiT5768 by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-06T10:18:22Z
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Please listen carefully as our menu has changed.Press 1 for random clicking.Press 2 for endless menus.Press 3 to be summarily disconnected.Press 4 for the wrong department.Press 5 for someone who hates his/her job and does not give a fuck about your problem.
(DIR) Post #AXl9xi8TIYHHS61udM by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-15T16:14:26Z
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Yes, autocorrect, by all means. Let’s describe me as a “long distance ruiner.”
(DIR) Post #AXmsFYhfhDZwYIm7EW by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-17T13:09:39Z
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Me without you is like a bath without a toaster.
(DIR) Post #AXtD0ZdK9YQDB3pYbA by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-06-04T11:18:35Z
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When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.
(DIR) Post #AXzEKa81HtlHPJ3IbA by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-23T10:45:59Z
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phantasmagoric if literal:“I’m all ears.”
(DIR) Post #AY5qHaTqcZt7nogxTU by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-07-26T10:36:51Z
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EMOTIONAL FRUIT:The Grapes of WrathThe Apples of AngerThe Cantaloupes of CantankerousnessThe Plums of Pique The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
(DIR) Post #AYSGKDJ6I1vrKHGb2W by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-08-05T12:38:03Z
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Anyone else watch porn and catch yourself wondering “Is that a UK or EU plug socket next to them?” or “Did they Scotchgard that white couch first?”Of course you do.
(DIR) Post #AYdaR0Lj03WwzIZL7I by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-08-11T20:37:16Z
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Intelligent Design:“Humans are so physiologically complex, they must have been designed by a higher intelligence.”Artificial Intelligent Design:“More fingers I SAID MORE FINGERS”
(DIR) Post #AYmq1JQVV8JDSGKg2y by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-08-16T11:19:49Z
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#photography #naturephotography #butterfly #telephoto
(DIR) Post #AZ8Lcc8a4hLT6BNBSK by UnFitz2@universeodon.com
2023-08-26T13:29:00Z
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I’m in favor of separation of church and me.