Posts by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AUcDYUCicsgrwxzGnQ by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-04-13T16:35:32Z
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How many accidents are you having that you need your insurance company's app on your phone?
(DIR) Post #AUpSKY4n7MQsJLI78K by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T02:13:27Z
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@Tilopa Honestly, I don't think he's doing it to hurt America. He's doing it to get people to give him money. Period. Hurting America is just part of the grift.
(DIR) Post #AV5cWWpJhI8jytlMzg by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T14:50:46Z
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I know it's not the norm, but I hope a fight breaks out at Jerry Springer's funeral. I think Jerry would've wanted that.
(DIR) Post #AVjSjla3YM1aAj6Pyq by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-05-17T01:19:36Z
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Maybe I'm missing something but shouldn't Elizabeth Holmes be appealing her sentencing from IN prison? You know...like a criminal?
(DIR) Post #AVmyDr7TCi305jRHG4 by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-05-18T19:06:06Z
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An image loaded and everything shifted on the page, so I accidentally clicked on an ad. I guess I'll be getting make-up ads for the next month or so.
(DIR) Post #AW3CMv9RpF2018GcMq by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-05-26T13:33:57Z
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Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird, I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit. - Wanda Sykes
(DIR) Post #AWhi2GV85H90rV4KOm by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-06-14T23:17:12Z
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Boss: What if we say you have to work at the office?Me: I will.Boss: Okay.Me: So no more 10pm meetings with India?Boss: No, that'll still happen.Me: Not for me. I'll be at home.
(DIR) Post #AWxxA8gETTu7Rdcldo by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-06-22T13:33:34Z
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George Carlin died 15 years ago today. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
(DIR) Post #AX7bwxDa6oEyjbMtPM by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-06-27T16:09:47Z
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"Billionaire dies in racecar accident." Are we going to spend lots of money investigating the cause of that death, too?
(DIR) Post #AXIIkI7pIv5XQEU4Qq by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T13:26:15Z
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I feel ahead of the curve: I've been limiting the number of Tweets I see to zero for months now.
(DIR) Post #AY2WHrfY8IcMYT8lIO by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T01:30:43Z
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Thanks to my herb garden my compost bin smells fantastic.
(DIR) Post #AYFqPFg5CNYedVsApU by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T21:05:44Z
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Ever been so filled with rage you just shake? Yah...that....
(DIR) Post #AYIUUhTheMe0mv9f8a by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-08-01T13:13:43Z
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So with evidence mounting that AI will just make things up rather than admit it doesn't know, I think it's safe to use male pronouns.
(DIR) Post #AZArWI1JXiT5omvDw8 by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-08-27T22:32:36Z
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@RickiTarr Battlestar Galactica? Handmaid's? Station Eleven?
(DIR) Post #AZuQjbIasUlxYnDLOq by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T01:06:10Z
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In just over two hours it will have been 10 years since my last cigarette. I'm down to only missing it 2 or 3 times an hour now.
(DIR) Post #Ab3PfgeIk74p7OA2eu by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-10-22T18:59:52Z
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Zappos is owner by Amazon.A pair of shoes on Zappos is $99. The exact same pair on Amazon are $49.This seems weird.
(DIR) Post #AbB4koEzOtbkL3bOoS by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-10-26T20:37:45Z
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Company: We want everyone to go back to the office because people work better together.Also Company: We're not going to approve any travel because people can work with each other via Zoom.
(DIR) Post #Ac4ZhAnJ4z9kFq0rS4 by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-11-22T16:28:10Z
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Main loaf and auxiliary, satellite loaf. #baking #sourdough #foodporn
(DIR) Post #AcZZRrG1SRn7Dbtp8C by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-12-07T16:58:49Z
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On Zoom, be careful what you're sharing.Related: I have an Outlook folder called "Worthless People Who Get Paid More."
(DIR) Post #Aca02qjBsfzPhN5DLE by ThunderousProphet@mstdn.social
2023-12-06T19:45:15Z
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I visited the bird site for the first time in awhile and had a lot of notifications. All new followers. By the photos, all busty young women. So I see Elno's fight against the bots is going well.