Posts by Thighs@sleeping.town
(DIR) Post #9lMz8PcgGWOVsLT9IO by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:28:45Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Briefly, you wonder what lead you to go on a quest specifically entailing being around the one thing you're deathly allergic to.The salt doesn't affect you, but the tentacle on your hand re-emerged just in time to be a little upset by the salt it suddenly got coated in.
(DIR) Post #9lMzJHsFPrKF1nw68O by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:31:22Z
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@erin @Ste1lar The tentacle forms a question mark, as best it can, to ask why on Earth you'd do that.Tastes like salty rubber, then you remember that you're deathly allergic to salt again.
(DIR) Post #9lMzP6c6C9uLqG9naC by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:32:34Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Before you can, the tentacle disappears. It seems like even the Old Ones aren't keen to put up with this weird tentacle stuff.You discover that you no longer have your Warlock powers, you've literally weirded out these Lovecraftian abominations.
(DIR) Post #9lMzmMNljVFxPOXiRk by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:36:04Z
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@erin @Ste1lar With a roll of 3, you're unsure you even have eyes yourself.
(DIR) Post #9lMzzNyt6HSA8D7FqK by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:39:00Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Unfortunately for you, darkness doesn't have a sound. You only hear yourself cursing the Gods as you run back toward the town that issued the quest, Salt Shaker securely placed in your bag.When you return, you hear someone talking about 'reward money', but your own blasphemy drowns them out. You wake up six days later, vision restored, known as a local hero for securing a shaker of salt.By this point, Stellar has unfortunately explained to the town that your contribution to the quest involved failing to eat a tentacle.
(DIR) Post #9lN0875fGjKKLtRo12 by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:40:43Z
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@Ste1lar @erin Do you want to be hardcore if being hardcore means accidentally going blind and doing the right thing in as wrong a way as possible?Now that I say it, don't we all.
(DIR) Post #9lN0AmgvZIApxF9OVM by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:41:19Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Sadly, this town has a prohibition in effect, the strongest drink you can get is some stale tap water.Given your reputation, you're still charged as though it were a fine wine.
(DIR) Post #9lN0dgKYIT3CcmSpQ8 by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:45:38Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Pendant in hand, you notice a thick smog waivering toward you, Stellar follows behind.The two of you recognise the scent for what it is. Dwarven stout ale.
(DIR) Post #9lN1XQL4wKxzFDI33Q by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:55:39Z
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@erin @Ste1lar You see the heavily barricaded door to a house littered with chimneys, where the smoke bellows from.You can only assume they have some idea of where the ale is made.
(DIR) Post #9lN1qWUaHo59pYqMFc by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T08:59:36Z
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@erin @Ste1lar 'I oiled myself earlier.'Roll for Deception against me in real life. With disadvantage (roll twice, take the lower roll as the result).
(DIR) Post #9lN2Aedxgp7gu2pT8K by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:02:34Z
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@erin @Ste1lar With a -20 because I literally know you didn't say it, you get a -15. Luckily it can't go lower than 1.I decide to let you do it anyway, because it's fun and I support that.You both slide around, it's a little oily and weird but Erin certainly fails to crawl into the building as you attempt to stop them.The door opens and a dwarf shouts, in my best Scottish accent (I do decent voices, but pretend it's really good for my sake), 'Oi, whatcher doin' to my brewery?', the two of you look at his quizzically before he goes...
(DIR) Post #9lN2Afbs652rtqrJVw by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:02:50Z
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@erin @Ste1lar 'Err, not brewery, legitimate business house!' and coughs, awkwardly.
(DIR) Post #9lN2EWHEjpY6742i24 by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:04:01Z
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@Ste1lar @erin 'Could yer speak up, I'm sure the next two towns over didn't hear you.' the dwarf chides you, allowing you into the 'legitimate business house'.
(DIR) Post #9lN2TsfblOhnuKlcBs by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:07:04Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Given his lack of awareness, you suspect he's been drinking his own product, you get the drop on him.As your hand enters his pocket, you feel it, the ancient treasure of...Oh, it's nothing.You have gained 'pocket lint', please note it on your character sheet.
(DIR) Post #9lN2dJ8WjOqAb8mxLU by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:08:11Z
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@erin @Ste1lar You don't know, it could be the thing that wins you the game.
(DIR) Post #9lN2o5s0Oc8IddChyS by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:10:45Z
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@erin @Ste1lar *With entry the brewery secured, you've started the quest proper. You have completed the demo of Mastodongeons & Dragons.*
(DIR) Post #9lN31vW1gsMOZvWGps by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:13:19Z
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@erin @Ste1lar You attempt to cast illusion magic in real life, black sparks hop from your fingertips and you can scarcely believe it worked, then it flickers out of existence.You should know that illusions only work as long as you believe in them, Erin.
(DIR) Post #9lN3CjbsIP8mq5POyG by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:15:23Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Your vision fades, you awake looking at the normal screen you use Mastodon on, the artifacts and magic have faded.But you'll always have the memories.
(DIR) Post #9lN3KtCWWJWCtzRIhs by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:16:51Z
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@erin @Ste1lar Very much considering running a D&D campaign again, at this point.
(DIR) Post #9lN3WVU8WNQ0p7DX7Y by Thighs@sleeping.town
2019-07-30T09:18:37Z
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@absturztaube @erin @Ste1lar I'm sorry I'm so poor at tagging, we'll just assume that you spent the duration of the story being competent and fixing the mistakes. :blobcat: