Posts by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AQxc0b1z9GxU5AhXaS by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-24T23:18:33Z
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1. He’s not My son.2. It’s not his birthday.3. He wasn’t born in a manger. It was Bethlehem Memorial Hospital.
(DIR) Post #AQyEZyp0U3diGGviq0 by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-24T15:53:30Z
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerHad a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw him,You would say it was a sign of chronic alcoholism.
(DIR) Post #AR35nGcVh2XzQi94jI by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-27T18:34:58Z
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I don’t miss Twitter but I do miss insulting Twitter on Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AR4oTdnAWMy8bG6ekC by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-28T18:04:32Z
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I say this every December, and I never follow through because I get busy, but this time I’m making a solemn vow and I absolutely SWEAR that 2023 will be the year I kill you all.
(DIR) Post #AR5zGYKCpVewX7TsDQ by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-29T03:32:15Z
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Never let the fear of failing keep you from failing.
(DIR) Post #AR6P9kIAXGGEQhwW9o by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-29T14:43:56Z
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I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
(DIR) Post #ARArygafdJ5PQawLJY by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2022-12-31T18:33:03Z
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Wishing you all a happy and Twitter-less New Year.
(DIR) Post #AREi7XRUnBt0kk4Rns by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-02T14:14:32Z
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I'm going to hit the universe once with My hand and see if that fixes it.
(DIR) Post #ARKOL0xTX3oxvMw9mC by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-05T04:52:55Z
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Jesus died for your sins and soon the Earth will too.
(DIR) Post #ARPKkSh27jm39hvObY by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-07T17:44:04Z
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When you do it it's war, genocide, cancer, hunger, misery, and suffering of every description.When I do it it's "mysterious ways".
(DIR) Post #ARRjrHB7sfL4iCSyLQ by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-08T21:17:43Z
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Reality appears to be out of style.
(DIR) Post #ARcP5IgJzlqW23VdlA by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-14T01:28:14Z
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With great power comes zero responsibility.
(DIR) Post #ARlgSHmuvmPhZ3mPw0 by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-18T01:27:34Z
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The observable universe is the worst part.
(DIR) Post #ARsG8tsCNrkDBr477Y by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-21T13:49:01Z
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You are living in a simulation and the simulators are sadists.
(DIR) Post #AS7LAlokif0RvYYzYW by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-01-28T18:50:10Z
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You're a bad idea whose time has gone.
(DIR) Post #AT6xJSRYtkQYUIaYNc by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-02-27T16:38:22Z
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I made you in My image and I'm an asshole.
(DIR) Post #ATATF44zJyw1lyrIsi by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-03-01T04:31:57Z
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When you die that's it.
(DIR) Post #ATJvefNX0ObE3jQNvs by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-03-05T22:34:19Z
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I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
(DIR) Post #ATYRf7mBLCjasYej6u by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-03-12T18:11:13Z
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WARNING: The following decades will contain scenes of graphic violence everyone should find disturbing. Viewer depression is advised.
(DIR) Post #AUJXecayle0Olf4huq by TheTweetOfGod@universeodon.com
2023-04-04T16:32:01Z
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I haven't posted in a long time because I haven't cared about you in a long time.