Posts by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #9oxCi2aNZui3C4kLJ2 by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-14T13:22:41Z
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@spiffyhobbes @Gargron which would be a good excuse had I been asking him to believe in my existence.
(DIR) Post #9oxKU0cisNwggff9cW by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-14T13:35:09Z
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@Snehal_rasal I was wondering why you were so eager to get here and then I saw you were an Electronics Engineer. Heaven isn't going to be any better than Electronics Engineering.
(DIR) Post #9p0WU5pdIHftlSO5lg by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-16T03:53:29Z
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I'm hungover. I declare an early Sabbath. One time only.
(DIR) Post #9p0WWAsFWBPvyvbVFw by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-15T20:39:01Z
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Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand, and I still won't be able to move the world cuz you folks are adamant as fuck.
(DIR) Post #9p1AnxFqtCaV7Zg2HQ by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-16T10:49:42Z
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@Deepsealioness Mood swings are the one thing I can reliably describe as one of my essential features. And as something of an authority in the field, I can assure you it's normal.See a shrink if you have any doubts, though. I wish I had.
(DIR) Post #9p1AnxrQdUe507G2qm by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-16T10:56:54Z
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@Deepsealioness There you go. Blaming it on the hormones! 🙄This is why I decided I'm never gonna be a woman.
(DIR) Post #9p3fzLNB2pl20EvxGS by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-17T16:24:09Z
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@TheKinrar How about me! My own cat is extinct.
(DIR) Post #9p5UPaYQPeh3TyrYRs by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-18T13:22:42Z
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This fucking week is exhausting.
(DIR) Post #9p5XMYSe2STZz5P7Ng by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-18T13:56:11Z
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Okay, that's it. Time for my mid-week cocktail.
(DIR) Post #9pHoEFfa3CNkVMbHl2 by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-22T11:55:07Z
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I don't understand how you can each think that their country is the best in the world, when it is clearly New Zealand.
(DIR) Post #9pJvURCs0otOulkxbU by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-25T12:23:15Z
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I'm appointing Satan as my Deputy. On an entirely unrelated note, Satan is acquitted of all charges.
(DIR) Post #9pKBDoS1w219LkwSUS by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-11-24T12:01:31Z
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I have just been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future who was rather cross with you folks for making him work 3 months a year when his offer of employment clearly stated it was to be just one day of December every year.
(DIR) Post #9pZalp5Zat1xKgtaz2 by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-12-01T05:39:12Z
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@alephnull How dare you! I'm woke af.
(DIR) Post #9pZalplP5MUVQQT0BU by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-12-02T11:16:24Z
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@alephnull Why? So your friends can take shots of it and post it on Insta? My anger shall no longer be fodder for your Insta feed.
(DIR) Post #9phbSuosiftY3fyF1s by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-12-01T05:38:35Z
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At the centre of the Universe is a cat.
(DIR) Post #9phbTOyqaBgxbGrcjA by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-12-02T11:14:50Z
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I'm telling you so you know who the universe actually revolves around. Cats know this, it's time you did too.
(DIR) Post #9pkIG7lJyN80mON8bY by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-12-08T05:50:56Z
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@maison_faim @design_RG I'll let him know. We're having a drink later.
(DIR) Post #9qy2A9uEIKJJE9WVtY by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2020-01-13T18:47:48Z
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I hereby condemn and disavow what I said on Twitter.
(DIR) Post #9rXOF9I3yn6fm5Skls by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2019-12-16T15:09:40Z
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Mastodon is quickly turning into a @Gargron approved cat image repository.
(DIR) Post #9rxskv94U63CuIZXjE by TheTweetOfGod@mastodon.social
2020-02-12T14:55:18Z
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@ParadeGrotesque The evidence would suggest otherwise. I am not as unpopular as we'd both like me to be.