Posts by Tailsteak@octodon.social
(DIR) Post #828320 by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2018-10-28T14:02:05Z
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#Inktober #Gift
(DIR) Post #A0uBCsYN3WIxRQwsCG by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2020-11-05T23:29:50Z
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A D&D campaign where you start at Fine size (3-5" tall) in a teeny village where everyone strenuously avoids all experience. When your party inadvertently slays a monster, you all get to second level... and go up a size category. Now you're Diminutive (2x as tall, 8x as heavy), and are exiled from the village. You must travel the world for a cure that will shrink you back to normal, but every time you gain a level, you also double your dimensions.It's A Small World After All.
(DIR) Post #AQ52kYgm6GOtFmYrp2 by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-11-28T05:08:47Z
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The dame walked into my office, and I could see immediately that she had "trouble" written all over her."I need your help", she said, "I've got 'trouble' written all over me, and it's in permanent marker. I've got a job interview in, like, an hour.""Have a seat, toots." I said, pouring a glass of bourbon.The dame had legs that went all the way up to her pelvis, which she put on my chair. I dabbed a paper towel in the bourbon and got to work."Oh, however can I repay you?""Well, I charge fifty bucks an hour, plus expenses. This was maybe twenty minutes, and that much bourbon is about five bucks, so... twenty-one sixty-seven.""You take Visa?""Yeah, lemme get the thing that clips into the phone..."
(DIR) Post #AQ9XxEL2wqWF76lC4G by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-11-30T15:52:06Z
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The hellhound (or "hound of hell") is typically depicted as a canine with a fire-and-brimstone motif, tasked with chasing down damned souls.Though usually lacking humanoid vocal cords or opposable thumbs, they are usually depicted as sapient & capable of understanding language.They would therefore be more than capable of casting spells, assuming the spell has few or no verbal components or fine detail work.Assuming said spell requires glyphs or runes, a hellhound would be unable to use a pen, but could scratch them out in, say, a damp beach.Therefore, under the correct circumstances, yes, a hot dog is a sand witch.
(DIR) Post #AQIYgsMmiiOCiDyheq by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-12-04T16:13:49Z
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"I see you tremble with Californi.................cation." -Rocky Horror Chili Peppers
(DIR) Post #AQJ5w7miySsbMXzRGC by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-12-04T15:33:04Z
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All nautical vessels use she/her pronouns but postal ships are assigned mail at berth.
(DIR) Post #AQO8JKydGQ8ydVYWZ6 by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-12-08T05:15:12Z
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Every "falling star" is, in fact, a hostile magical being from beyond the stars.While falling, they are vulnerable - compelled to grant wishes.This drains them of their power and kills them.When you wish upon that streak of light, you are Earth's first line of defense.
(DIR) Post #AQO8Jg54nemC5ZjT1c by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-12-08T05:12:51Z
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One hideous alien in the back raises his hand timidly"If we get you some bubble gum, do you promise not to shoot us?"
(DIR) Post #AQQ1Z8pVspXWEVnc5A by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-12-09T02:53:57Z
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ADHD jokes by people without ADHD: I got distracted by a squirrel!!!! haha lolADHD jokes by people with ADHD: My brain is broken and my life is harder because of it!!!!! haha lol
(DIR) Post #AQkgnciHYZPYFcding by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2022-12-04T16:47:32Z
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"Bond, James Bond. MI6.""No, you're clearly much older."
(DIR) Post #AVrRig4zi4ex3jUtn6 by Tailsteak@octodon.social
2023-05-20T23:08:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts *reads post**mutters "that's what she said" sadly to myself*