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(DIR) Post #A5eEyMr297spAJAor2 by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:40:40.517585Z
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(DIR) Post #A5eFIZBC1zvRBOEb68 by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:43:35.644204Z
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@denza252 @bbb Invalid
(DIR) Post #A5eFjWAbKRKZfRoDfU by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:43:24.335980Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey #2456663B: Have You Ever Prayed In Mortal Terror Before?
(DIR) Post #A5eFkbf4OgVszLZzxg by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:49:15.616992Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey #0004A: Can YoU Discover Him???He is Waiting
(DIR) Post #A5eGGzjmQ1OovRE75E by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:53:08.541929Z
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(DIR) Post #A5eGLyQei8hiJbehfs by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:55:39.820193Z
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Follow For More Comedy Videos 😃
(DIR) Post #A5eGaWBxyeuH5Fii0W by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T21:58:50.322990Z
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@bbb I. concur (i am not a robot i am a real Human organism
(DIR) Post #A5eH48QetNZu4UiMoC by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T22:03:52.499773Z
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@denza252 @bbb Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So... let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?Uh, let’s see. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah...Now that might sound bad, I know. But there’s really nothing to worry about.Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night. Uhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh... they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of '87. Yeah... I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up...But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power.Alright. Goodnight.
(DIR) Post #A5eHziFmN06hgZ55UW by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T22:12:55.732036Z
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(DIR) Post #A5eI2sChpa6nPn9Oue by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T22:13:08.034974Z
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(DIR) Post #A5eJUoRjUlI3p748Tg by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-27T22:10:43.832356Z
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(DIR) Post #A5iM5jOtXuHgN59hg0 by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-29T21:17:53.321763Z
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(DIR) Post #A5iMgCxT82O2T3ijyK by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-29T21:25:52.153444Z
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@bbb Shrek 2 Is Incoming
(DIR) Post #A5jgNLSxvVFCVMe1oW by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-30T11:17:56.704470Z
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(DIR) Post #A5kJarrwf2c8yfleeO by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-30T11:20:08.462998Z
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(DIR) Post #A6aEPPomU64Rip8OlE by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-18T20:36:45.085984Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey:Count Dooku is...
(DIR) Post #A6aEPUdGaKpaeYmm0W by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-18T20:36:09.212853Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey:Does Your Dog Bite People?
(DIR) Post #A6aEPze3HSsYpyOL2G by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-18T14:12:23.554400Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey:Do You Like Hurting People?
(DIR) Post #A6aEQ7BHGKcED2zTIO by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-18T14:11:45.137690Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey:Is The 1611 King James Bible Infallible?
(DIR) Post #A6aER0YZNQvXxDJLjk by TVTOWN@kiwifarms.cc
2021-03-18T12:04:06.794628Z
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TVTOWN Federated Neighborhood Survey:King Gilgamesh- Cringe Or Based???