Posts by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AVQG04ACc3nd94o3Cy by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-07T17:49:30Z
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Stopping gun violence is such a complex issue that only every other advanced nation in the entire world has figured it out.
(DIR) Post #AVUZoRudkTRZbmOUm8 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-09T19:25:32Z
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Let’s hear it for E. Jean Carroll!
(DIR) Post #AVWAoScP10AJG9gyP2 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-10T16:33:28Z
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George Santos is only in trouble because he stole money from rich Nassau County Republicans. Rookie mistake.
(DIR) Post #AVb9y1nGTXnmnPZRa4 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-12T23:43:15Z
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We ate at a Chinese restaurant tonight that had a Suggestion Box so I dropped in a slip of paper that simply read, “free Tibet and leave Taiwan alone.”
(DIR) Post #AVkvTGQehL4Uki9Glc by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-10T16:58:47Z
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MAGA wants to indict Hunter Biden because he made $5 million when his father was VP but it's okay Ivanka made $640 million when her dad was president.#MAGALogic
(DIR) Post #AVr26gqFvhdFZ6OQL2 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-20T17:47:02Z
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Guys, both Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are back on the market, so remember to swipe Alt + Right.
(DIR) Post #AVtqjwT995uxLmPijI by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T23:13:23Z
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How could anyone read a tweet like that and think, "Yes, this is a man who demonstrates great leadership and I want him to be president."
(DIR) Post #AVzLPkXzpUgAxAKjg0 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T16:35:45Z
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Republican demands 1.) repeal student loan forgiveness, 2.) defund the IRS, 3.) rescind funding 4 climate change initiatives, 4.) provide tax breaks to oil & gas, 5.) attach work requirements for food assistance. The GOP isn’t just about angry white people, it’s about greed too. Come for the fascism, stay for the tax breaks.
(DIR) Post #AW0X6VshWi9uZbZVD6 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T15:35:42Z
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The difference between Fox News and the Titanic is the Titanic went down with all its anchors.
(DIR) Post #AWCDVzwujRCSleqc1g by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-05-30T17:52:10Z
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99% of Republican politicians give the rest a bad name.
(DIR) Post #AWHz3uzXL1GMsDYAgi by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-01T14:37:04Z
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This is the sound of Twitter dying.
(DIR) Post #AWNKZTOkXC4jOA1xwm by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-01T15:07:20Z
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Donald Trump turns 77 in a couple weeks, making him the first president in history whose age exceeds his IQ.
(DIR) Post #AWVB6DbEqiUrfZWkCG by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-08T04:01:20Z
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My boyfriend said if Trump is indicted he might need to take the day off to see the doctor about an erection lasting more than four hours.
(DIR) Post #AWXm9TjfOjJ3Ceo60u by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-09T12:11:16Z
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I called my 92 year old grandmother last night to tell her Trump had been indicted again because I knew she’d be delighted. She giggled and said, “Did you hear that Pat Robertson fucker died today too?”
(DIR) Post #AWd1US8vJv5gPp2MJE by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-12T21:58:02Z
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No political leader, crime boss, or drug cartel kingpin has ever incited the kind of violence Trump is threatening. He is more of a violent, hardened criminal than literally anyone in US history. Why are we destroying ourselves over this man?
(DIR) Post #AWdYY8WxTf1pEbdwtk by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-12T21:59:01Z
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Republicans don’t want convicts to vote but they’re okay with them being president.
(DIR) Post #AWfQnyyWMSuuunV5Bg by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T00:54:22Z
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I know the liberal media will try to spin it, but the crowd outside the courthouse in Miami is the largest audience EVER to witness a 2nd indictment of an ex-president, period!
(DIR) Post #AWn2yx5BiuNaUiq9Oi by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-17T18:03:03Z
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My horrified parents gave up on spanking me once I started moaning and pretended to enjoy it.
(DIR) Post #AX18ok6uPXC65OXtJo by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-24T13:15:27Z
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BREAKING: the Russian Federation.
(DIR) Post #AX9bjeUIpD4NC9lZs8 by Sundae_Gurl@mastodon.social
2023-06-28T15:16:59Z
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Someone in Alabama is spending their last week with a full set of fingers. 🧨