Posts by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
(DIR) Post #A9Rm2zuY2a90B2MDse by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-07-19T12:47:16.017391Z
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Spend approx 15-30 minutes a day reassuring gf that I'm not thinking of leaving her.
(DIR) Post #A9dEeSJcZA7N7AcQS0 by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-07-22T16:40:28.326213Z
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Haven't heard about cellphone hype since 2017, I think people are satisfied. Now it's all Tesla
(DIR) Post #A9dEhhlZZouJu4F5QO by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-07-25T01:30:11.152117Z
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@natsock nigga knew what the people wanted. Probably would have made electric cars before musk tbh. Or at least a phone desktop hybrid by now
(DIR) Post #A9mGet7ybse7f9j8bY by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-07-29T10:04:27.365957Z
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New invention. Thermostat that electrocutes women who try to change it from 72 degrees
(DIR) Post #A9mPwakOaMX9SPDJQ0 by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-07-29T11:48:31.856349Z
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What is more shameful? That Africans got aids because someone fucked a monkey or that whites got it from fucking a nigger?
(DIR) Post #A9zCd682Gg49BUKfwm by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-04T15:50:35.481316Z
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It's so clear to me now that lib women see KEKVID-19 as their hot exboyfriend who they hold unimaginable space in their mind. The man who dominated them, abused them, raped them. When you say you aren't going to get the vaccine, it's like saying you don't believe that they're hot abusive ex (who they're still in love with) didn't rape them, and they can't stand it. If a woman wants one thing, it's for other people to agree and sympathize with their coping over the loss of their hot, abusive ex boyfriend, who they're still not over.
(DIR) Post #A9zCg7637qab3TqEJU by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-04T15:51:08.229500Z
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To not take covid seriously is to not believe women on sexual harassment claims. It's to dismiss campus rape culture
(DIR) Post #AA7SS3EHrMGhXRgrk8 by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-08T15:25:34.083689Z
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>spend 500 dollars on gas powered child dirt bike for dirt bike obsessed kid (electric dirt bike currently)>he's afraid of it because it makes loud noises
(DIR) Post #AA7SlYa3WN32H4Ap1c by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-08T15:29:05.448283Z
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@vrilcloussy already in the works lol. She hated condoms 😵😅
(DIR) Post #AA7ynpIhWZ99F8BLqC by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-08T21:28:03.004853Z
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Every kid knew that Dip n Dots were the "future of ice cream" as if the tech that made it was super high tech, it SUPER FREEZED the ice cream wow! It was just ice cream but in beads lel. But people acted like it was fucking Tesla in the mid 2000s.
(DIR) Post #AANxPss5HibErd6IbY by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-16T14:27:53.473243Z
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My girl picking rediculous names like
(DIR) Post #AAPiROqYnjTKc582LI by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-17T10:49:28.942943Z
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>be successful white>struggle and claw your way up career ladder for 10 yrs to make 250k>pay millions in debt and taxes>finally afford this rinky dink house. >2 kids, both w autism cuz wife is 30>be Taliban>chillin 24/7>pay 0 taxes>live in whatever house you want>fuck whatever 15 yr old girl u want>12 kids, no autism
(DIR) Post #AAQ9KkillvRzBsXVNw by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-17T15:50:49.021564Z
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US backed agitators dragged Gaddafi out into the streets before raping him with a machete. The Taliban meanwhile is not holding revenge on anyone and is allowing evacuations.
(DIR) Post #AARs4S85ok0JzYwhrE by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2021-08-18T11:46:48.439271Z
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When u finally free urself from your ex wife so she breaks some plates and cancels vacation reservations thinking you give a shit.
(DIR) Post #AFluJwu13JuQBW7ddA by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2022-01-24T17:06:48.269004Z
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"damn remember Stella Umbrella" - someone somewhere
(DIR) Post #AFluM6cbt5beuL0d6W by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2022-01-24T17:07:11.776640Z
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At least my wife loves me
(DIR) Post #AHJVbr0UXR6neVYTYm by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2022-03-11T20:02:10.546957Z
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@FelonyCommitter It's crazy how much time goes into just being online
(DIR) Post #AHXlfw8q48Zc34oA6K by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2022-03-18T17:08:10.660591Z
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Margo said I'd never get offline now Im married and don't have any social media and Stella is but a memory of a bygone erra and all I do is go to work and do husband / dad stuff. Showed her, bitch.
(DIR) Post #AHXln2lhpF6Ud2NPlo by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2022-03-18T17:09:27.736806Z
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"Stella, you'll never get offline""Watch me"~dissapears~
(DIR) Post #AHXltzMQtRyq5SroiO by StellaUmbrella@poa.st
2022-03-18T17:10:42.993211Z
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@Royper Hope all is well Kinger